Avengers One Shots Part Two!

"STOP. IT!"

Bucky walked into the living room and spotted Sam sleeping on the sofa and grinned.

Bucky decided to make a smoothie, so he did. He also decided to rearrange the pots and pans, making a fucking racket.

With his metal hand he started banging it against the metal sink, the sound ringing in his ears.

When Sam didn't wake up, Bucky started listening to music with no headphones on and full blast.

"STOP. IT!"
Sam shouted.

"Oops, were you sleeping there? Silly me. I didn't see you. I'll be more quiet."
Bucky said, holding back a grin.

"Thank you."
Sam said and went back to sleep.

Bucky opened the cupboard where the plates were kept. He picked one up, held it up in front of him and dropped it on the floor.

"I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU!"
Sam screamed and started chasing Bucky out of the apartment.

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Steve and Natasha were walking up to the apartment, somehow not hearing the loud clanging noises from the apartment.

"Tell me again, why do you live with Sam and Bucky?"
Natasha asked.

"They're great roommates Nat. They clean up after themselves and help make dinner and do the dishes when it's their turn."
Steve said.

Just then, Bucky sprinted past them, screaming, with a wild Sam chasing him.

Natasha gave Steve a look.

"I-I don't know."
Steve said defeatedly.

—Penguin🐧