Avengers One Shots Part Two!

"I WAITED SEVEN FUCKING YEARS IN THAT SHITHOLE!"

So this is based on a convo I had with my mam and brother earlier today :)

So here's what you need to know: Primary school is the first school you go to, it starts with P1, P2, P3, P4, P5, P6 and then P7, the P stands for Primary, after primary school, it's Secondary school or High School, S1, S2, S3, S4, S5 and then S6, the S stands for Secondary (I think) (I'm in S3 btw)

Peter and Tony were talking about their primary school years and how terrible they were. (Peter and Tony went to the same school btw)

"I WAITED SEVEN FUCKING YEARS IN THAT SHITHOLE! JUST FOR THE HALL TO GO UNDER CONSTRUCTION FOR MOST OF THE FUCKING YEAR!"
Peter ranted.

In P7, they get to sit on the benches but for Peter, he didn't because the hall was under construction.

"I know, you were angry the entire year."
Tony laughed.

"AND THEN, THE FUCKING TEACHERS PAIRED ME AND FLASH! FLASH! WITH A BUDDY!"
Peter shouted.

"AND THEY KNEW THAT I DIDN'T LIKE HIM!"

"It was probably because you're sensible."

"We had to share a seat! Me, our buddy and then Flash on the same seat!"

"And we didn't even get to go in the changing rooms when we were in the old school, the boys got changed in the corridor bit between the computer area and the gym hall and the girls got to change in the class!"

"Why weren't you allowed in the changing rooms?"
Tony asked.

"I don't fucking know!"

"And, you know that old shitty headteacher, she gave me a row because I had my hands in my pockets on the first assembly, said I was gonna trip but how the fuck could I trip with my hands in my fucking pockets?"

"She never did!"

"She did!"

"Idiot."

"Yeah, and and and, you know that cleaner, Alison? Yeah well she was in the canteen and screaming at us to shut up when we were just talking! Wasn't even that loud!"

"None of the teachers told us that."

"Aye well Alison was a fucking idiot. And I remember when the school changed from the amazing square pizzas to the disgusting triangle pizza. And we could eat the square pizzas with our hands because one of the best helpers said that she couldn't go around everyone to cut up the pizzas and everyone cheered! But Alison said that we had to cut-CUT THE TRIANGLE PIZZA AND EAT IT WITH KNIVES AND FORKS!"
Peter ranted.

"And the fucking birthday box! I hated that because my birthday is in the middle of Summer! So I never got anything but in P6, our teacher on the last day let everyone who had a birthday in the Summer wear the birthday hat and everyone sang happy birthday. She was a decent teacher."
Peter said, more calmly.

:)

—Penguin🐧