Avengers One Shots Part Two!

"No, I'm not the witch."

think this is my first time writing like an actual AU, so let's see how this goes!

Parley ;)

Harley sighed as he heard a knock on his front door. He reluctantly walked over to it and opened the door.

"No, I'm not the witch. He lives over there."
Harley said, pointing towards Peter, the local witch.

Peter waved his ring covered hand excitedly to the person at Harleys door.

"Oh. Sorry."
The teen said and walked over to Peters house.

Harley watched as Peters gold waistcoat glinted in the bright summer sun.

He closed the door and locked it. He sighed as he sat back down and put his headphones on.

MCR started playing and Harley closed his eyes and listened to one of his favourite bands.(i actually have no idea what the difference is between goth and emo and i'm too lazy to google it lmao)

~~~

He was awoken by a knocking at his door. Grumbling, Harley stood up, paused his music, took his headphones off and yanked the door open.

"No, I'm not the witch he-"
Harley cut himself off as he saw who was standing at his door.

Peter Parker. The witch.

"Hey. I just want to say sorry about all those people coming to your house. Here's some lemon squares! I remember you mentioning you liked lemon squares when you first came here and so yeah."
Peter nervously said, shifting his weight from foot to foot.

"Oh. Thanks. And it's alright, I don't really mind it. Do you want to come in? I have coffee?"
Harley offered, pointing his thumb in the direction of his kitchen.

"I actually can't drink any caffeine, only decaf coffee and tea for me but thanks for the offer!"
Peter said.

"I have decaf coffee."

"Then, yeah. I'll join you for coffee and lemon squares."
Peter said.

Harley moved so that Peter could enter his house.

"Where should I put these?"
Peter asked.

"Just in the kitchen. I'll show you."
Harley said and showed Peter the dark kitchen.

"This is very nice. It's... very dark in here."
Peter said, trying to compliment the kitchen.

"Eh it's fine. This is probably complete opposite to your house."
Harley said, switching the kettle on and spooning the two different types of coffee into two mugs.

"Yeah. My place is very bright and the complete opposite to yours."
Peter agreed.

"Do you take milk in your coffee?"
Harley asked.

"I do."
Peter said.

"How much?"

"Just a splash will be fine."
Peter said.

"Ok."
Harley said, getting the milk carton out of the fridge.

He put a splash of milk into Peters cup and put the milk back into the cupboard.

The kettle boiled and he poured the water in.

"I'm not sure how long you wait for your coffee but here you go."
Harley said, stirring the coffees and placing Peters in front of him.

"Thank you. I usually wait a few minutes so I don't burn my tongue."
Peter said, wrapping his hands around the mug.

"Do you put any sugar in?"
Harley asked.

"Just a teaspoon."
Peter said.

"Ok."
Harley said, taking the sugar bag and teaspoon out of the cupboard.

"Thank you."
Peter said as he magicked the spoon out of the bag and poured the sugar into his coffee.

"How'd you do that?"
Harley asked after putting the sugar away.

"Magic."
Peter smiled before taking a sip of his coffee.

"Nice."
Harley said.

"Do you want a slice of lemon squares?"
Peter asked.

"If you want one then yeah let me get a kni-"
Harley was cut off by Peter snapping his fingers.

The lemon squares were cut into even squares.

"Or you could do that."
Harley said, picking up a corner piece.

"Yeah. I just find using magic easier."
Peter said, picking up a side piece.

~~~1 year later~~~

Harley sighed as he heard a knock on his front door. He reluctantly walked over to it and opened the door.

"No, I'm not the witch."
Harley sighed.

"Where is he then?"
The teen asked.

"It's his turn to do the weekly shop. But you can wait inside."
Harley said, moving out of the way for the teen to come into the black and white house.

"Ok thank you."

"Do you want tea or coffee? I have normal and decaf for both."
Harley offered.

"I'm fine thanks."
The teen said.

ok i liked this idea but i don't like the fic lmao

some other info:
•their house is filled with like dead animals and stuff and that's because Peter needs them for spells
•their bed is split in half, Peters half is black and Harleys half is white
•they each have their own cups, Harleys is white and Peters is black
•they have lemon squares every Tuesday because that was the day Peter first brought round the lemon squares

—Penguin🐧(they/them)