Avengers One Shots Part Two!

Avengers as my friends and family

haha i totally love crisps (chips)

contrary to popular belief, i have irl friends so this is based on onversations from them in several groupchats.

some things may not make sense as we are scottish and we have slightly different sayings for example, 'Nay bother hen' is glaswiegen (fuck knows how it's actually spelt) and the 'th' in bother isn't actually pronounced (when me and my friends say it) soo yeah, enjoy and if you don't understand something just comment and i'll explain it for you

it is 4am. i am slightly tipsy and sleep deprived. sorry if this is a mess

usernames!!

broskis-
m to the j - mj
penis-peter
need leds- ned

squad/yo peeps
peterparkour- peter
m._.jones - mj
deNsdeeL - ned

Broski

M to the J: i swear if i hear drivers license ever again i'll gouge my other eye out

Penis: can i eat it?

M to the J: aye 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Penis: thank you so much, i'll enjoy it very much

M to the J: i'll pickle so it doesn't go off before i see you next

Penis: cheers bro

M to the J: nay bother hen (means no problem dear)

M to the J: i keep going glaswiegen

Need Leds:
M to the J: i swear if i hear drivers license ever again i'll gouge my other eye out
where's the other one gone

Penis: she gouged the other one out on the insta group chat

M to the J: well remembered

Penis: thank you

M to the J: you're welcome

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The Avengers Official Group Chat

Fury: Looking at doing 2 day trainings on the 13/14 July & 3/4 August who can attend? 9am-5pm

Clint: still to unpredictable to decide sorry

Natasha: Sir it looks like I'm free for that so yes

Steve: Not doing anywhere I believe so it will be a positive for me.

Peter: I'm free for them sir

Clint: Grammar

Steve: ?

Clint: Not doing anywhere?

Clint: DOING

Steve: Ok Clint I didn't ask it was autocorrect.

Clint: Ok well

Clint: Got got it anyway