"You're Spider-Man, it makes no sense."

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MJ saw something moving out of the corner of her eye. She thought nothing of it and resumed watching her programme. She saw it move again and looked towards the wall.

"Oh my god!" She screamed, bolting to her feet and to the opposite side of the room.

Peter burst into the room. "What's wrong?"

"There's a fucking spider." MJ said, pointing to the far wall.

The spider was massive, the legs moving slowly as it made its way across the wall.

"Ahhhh, I fucking hate spiders." Peter said, pulling his arms against his body.

"You're Spider-Man, it makes no sense." MJ said.

"I was bit by a spider and I'm a man, so Spider-Man. Also I was 14 and I worshipped Mr Stark." Peter said.

"But still, please get it out." MJ said, hiding behind Peter.

"Fine." Peter picked up an empty glass and a bit of paper and moved towards the spider.

He quickly placed the glass over the spider and slid the paper slowly underneath the glass and the spider. Peter lifted the glass, paper and spider of the wall and went outside, chucked the spider onto the grass and then sprinting inside, slamming the door shut.

"I hate spiders so much." Peter said.

"Same here." MJ said.










a spider was in my bed last monday morning, it then went onto my shelf on tuesday night so i managed to get it out, a spider was on my pillow sunday night and one of those big fuckers was on my wall yesterday morning.

—Penguin🐧(they/he)

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