Avengers One Shots Part Two!

"Wasn't expecting to say that today."

is this based on me earlier on? perhaps. is the picture above true? most definitely. also can yall use your imagination and pretend that Goose is actually a rabbit? it's for the story ;)

Peter groaned in annoyance. His legs and arse were soaked, his arms were covered in hair and he had scratches all over his torso.

You, my dear reader, may be wondering what horrible mission our dear Peter is on. His mission was assigned to him personally by the one and only director of S.H.I.E.L.D, Nick Fury.

This mission was so horrible that none of the others wanted it.

This mission, was to...

give Goose...

a bath. Dramatic gasp.

Peter held Goose down gently, making sure the alien rabbit didn't jump back up. (goose is a rabbit because this actually happened to me last night and i wanted goose to be a rabbit cause rabbits are amazing)

He got the cloth and gently wiped Goose clear of all the shit that managed to get stuck to his long fur.

After finally cleaning Goose, Peter gently let go of Goose with one hand and unplugged the bath so that the dirty water could go down the drain.

"Ok Goose, please don't jump out of my arms."
Peter said after lifting Goose and gently placing him down on the bathroom floor.

Peter sighed and turned the shower on. He got a glass and filled it up with the stray bits of hay and straw that managed to get into the bath and chucked it into the bin.

He got disinfectant and poured some over the bath and in the drain and washed it with water and a sponge.

After finally getting the bath clean, Peter got some body wash and washed his legs.

After washing his right leg, he heard a clattering noise and looked over to the alien rabbit.

"Oh come on Goose."
Peter said as he saw Goose in his box.

"I need to dry you off before you can go back in."
Peter whined.

He quickly turned the shower off and climbed out the bath. Peter lifted Goose up and placed him on the floor of the bathroom.

"Stay."
He said before stepping back into the bath and switching the shower back on.

He quickly cleaned his left leg and rinsed the bath out of the soapy water before turning the shower off and stepping out of the bath.

Peter shook his legs dry before setting the big towel on the floor and lifting Goose up and placing him on it in the middle.

Just as he was about to make a Rabbit Burrito, Goose escaped and went over to his dirty pyjama jumper and started bunching it up underneath him. Peter knew exactly what he was trying to do and put a stop to it.

"Hey! Don't hump my fucking jumper!"
Peter scolded and scooped the horny alien rabbit up and placed him back on the towel and held him down.

"Wasn't expecting to say that today."
Peter said half under his breath.

He finally got Goose in a Rabbit Burrito and picked him up.

"Harley."
Peter said, walking into their bedroom.

"Yeah."
Harley said, looking up at Peter and eyeing his bare top half.

"Can you hold Goose? Just for a few minutes? I need to get cleaned up."
Peter said.

"Ok sure."
Harley said, opening his arms for the Rabbit Burrito.

Peter gently placed Goose into Harleys arms.

"Thank you."
Peter said, kissing Harleys cheek and leaving the room.

Peter went into the bathroom and got changed into his clothes that he was wearing before changing into just shorts. (i wear shorts and a sports bra when washing the rabbit. i now have a scratch on my tit because of him and i regret wearing a sports bra)

He picked the box up and went back into his and Harleys room. He placed the box next to their bed and took Goose from Harleys arms.

"Thank you."
Peter said, sitting on the bed next to Harley.

"No problem."
Harley said, kissing Peter on the cheek.

They snuggled in the bed and Peter watched Harley as he scrolled through Instagram.

~~~

"Where's Goose?"
Fury asked, walking into the living area.

"Just there. He's pissed at me."
Peter said, pointing to the alien rabbit in the corner. Goose was glaring at Peter and thumping his hind legs on the ground.

"Hello Goose."
Fury said, crouching down next to his alien rabbit.

Goose immediately hopped over and jumped on top of Fury's leg.

"Thank you Parker for cleaning him."
Fury said.

"No problem."
Peter said and Fury left with Goose in his arms.

"I am never doing that again."
Peter said, leaning most of his body weight against Harley.

"Thought you enjoyed it."

"I enjoyed the cuddles after the bath but not during it. He scratched my chest!"
Peter said, pouting.

"Want me to kiss them better?"
Harley asked."

"Of course."
Peter said and let himself be led to their bedroom.

lmao i had to take more meds last night and my stomach is still sore lmao

ALSO i have a new one shot book coming out soon! It's basically gonna have one shots from ATLA, Voltron, Toradora, Blue Exorcist and more!

—Penguin🐧(they/them)