Avengers One Shots Part Two!

Radioactivity

If you call me a QTIPAL+ or 'cutie pal', just duck off before I crack you on the jaw and knee you in your balls (I only said balls because it kinda rhymes with jaw but I will knee you down there if you call me that, just call me gay, or the f or d word, I would much rather that then 'cutie pal', also, the A in LGBTQIA+, does NOT mean Ally, it means Asexual, Aromantic and Agender, not Ally.

Thought if this during one of my multiple periods of Physics last week and what my old physics teacher said to me on his second to last day.

"Everyone is slightly radioactive. Apart from you, you're more radioactive."
Peters Physics teacher, Mr Smart, said. (Yeah that's his actual name and basically what he said to me lmao)

"How am I more radioactive?"
Peter asked.

"Because I decided you are."
Mr Smart said.

"Ok then."
Peter laughed and continued with his work.

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"Spider-Mans real identity is Peter Parker."
The tv said.

Mr Smart dropped his flask of coffee and grinned.

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"Ah Peter, I knew you were going to be in class early."
Mr Smart said, who's one of the only teachers who treats Peter normally.

The school had extra security and there was eyes on everyone at all times.

"Can I ask you a question?"
Mr Smart asked.

"Sure."
Peter said, curious to know what the question is.

"Can I do an experiment on you for class?"

"What kind of experiments sir?"
Peter asked.

"Nothing bad, I just want to see if you are more radioactive than an average human being."
Mr Smart said and Peter sighed internally.

"That's fine Mr Smart."
Peter said as more students came in.

"I'll tell you when to come up for the experiment."
Mr Smart said and went to his seat, Peter doing the same.

"Ok, I'm just going to do the register before I demonstrate an experiment and then you can all play Among Us and before anyone asks, no I will not play with you."
Mr Smart said and everyone groaned.

Mr Smart did the register and stood up and grabbed a Geiger-Müller tube/counter. (Forgot if it was a tube or counter for this type of experiment lmao)

"Mr Leeds, if you can please stand up and leave all technology at your desk and come up to the front for me."
Mr Smart said and Ned did what he was asked to.

Mr Smart pointed the Geiger-Müller counter (just gonna call it a counter because I don't know so don't call me out lmao) at Ned for one minute.

"So as you can all see, Mr Leeds isn't radioactive. And now I'll point it at me for a minute."
Mr Smart did so and waited for a minute.

"And I'm less radioactive than Mr Leeds. And now can Mr Parked stand up and leave all technology at your desk."
Peter did so and Mr Smart pointed the Geiger-Müller counter at Peter for a minute.

"And Peter is way more radioactive than me and Mr Leeds. And that's because he's Spider-Man and can survive literally anything."
Peter blushed.

"I guess that's kinda true."
He said, thinking back to all the life-threatening stuff that he managed to get into.

"Mr Parker you can sit down now and you can all play Among Us for the rest of the two periods."
Mr Smart said and went back to his desk.

Mr Smart was a decent teacher, also I have a bunch of one shots that are nearly ready! One that I've started last night and a couple others that I've been working on since ✨July✨, don't judge me, we're in a global pandemic that happens once every 100 (one hundred) years lmao

—Penguin🐧