Avengers One Shots Part Two!

salty

two versions of this, parley and sambucky :)

Peter crawled out of his bed. He had pulled a two week long all nighter studying for his exams and another week long all nighter for his exams and patrolling and immediately passed out for 58 hours.

He stumbled into the kitchen, his pyjamas all crooked and leaned onto Harleys back who was making coffee.

Harley made it just the way Peter liked it, a shit tonne of 'sugar' and passed the mug to the sleep deprived teenager.

Peter smelled the salt before he drank the coffee and chugged the entire thing, maintaining eye contact the entire time.

"That was lovely, Harls." Peter said, kissing Harley and retiring to his pit of blankets and pillows.

Harley stared after Peter, not sure if the other teen had noticed the difference. (they said all teenagers scare the living shit out of me, they could care less as long as someone'll bleed. so darken your clothes and strike a violent pose and they'll leave you alone but not me)

~~~ Sambucky ~~~

Sam woke up earlier than Bucky and decided to prank his partner. As sneakily as he could, Sam sneaked into the kitchen and switched the sugar with the salt and put the containers back before joining Bucky in their bed again.

A couple hours later, Bucky woke up and made coffee for him and Sam.

After spooning in two spoons of 'sugar' into his own cup, Bucky carefully carried the cups into their bedroom.

"Thanks Buck." Sam said, accepting the cup.

Bucky climbed into the bed carefully and sipped his coffee. He noticed it tasted odd before realising he put salt in instead of sugar.

Sam looked at Bucky out the corner of his eye and choked on his own coffee as he watched Bucky chug his coffee.

"You ok?" Bucky asked as Sam hacked his lungs up.

"Mhm. Yep, perfect-cough-perfectly fine." Sam said. (they said all teenagers (deadly assassins) scare the living shit out of me, they could care less as long as someone'll bleed. so darken your clothes and strike a violent pose and they'll leave you alone but not me)

guess who's failing physics and chemistry? this dumbass right here. i got an 8 for chemistry (needs significant improvement to pass) and a 9 for physics (at risk of no award) and i got a cause of concern about chemistry

and i've got a maths test on the 22nd November, history prelim on 23rd November and hawkeyes coming out on the 24th November

AND i started my fucking period at school. AGAIN. that's the fifth time i've started my period at school, second time this fucking MONTH. i am anger.

—Penguin🐧(they/he)