Avengers One Shots Part Two!

Steve, Thor and Loki vs Technology

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Tony narrowed his eyes as he watched Steve struggle with the remote. Tony waited patiently for five minutes before grabbing the remote.

"What channel?" Tony asked, his thumb hovering over the numbers.

"The news channel." Steve said. "I don't know the number."

"That's fine." Tony said, he paused as he tried to remember the number before pressing the three numbers.

"Thank you, Tony." Steve said.

"Yeah, no problem." Tony stood up from the sofa and went down into his lab.

"Hey JARVIS."

"Yes Sir?"

"Has any of the team struggled with technology?"

"Only Steven Rogers, Thor Odinson and Loki Odinson. The others are fairly knowledged in technology."

Tony sat and thought to himself.

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"Where are you taking us, Stark?" Loki hissed, his arms crossed tightly against his chest.

"Lighten up, bother. I'm sure the Man of Iron will not hurt us." Thor said, clapping his hand onto Lokis shoulder.

Loki rolled his eyes as Tony led them into the kitchen.

"The first task of the day: make breakfast!" Tony gestured to the kitchen with his arms outstretched. "JARVIS isn't allowed to help you, so you're on your own."

Tony then left the three alone. Steve looked around before sighing. "This shouldn't be too hard."

Thor hummed. "What did we have for breakfast yesterday?"

"Toast." Steve said.

"That should be easy to make! What are the key ingredients for this 'toast'?" Thor asked Steve.

"Bread. And then whatever spreads we want. Back when I was younger, we made toast by putting it in the fire." Steve said.

"That sounds very primitive." Loki said.

"How do we make it now?" Thor asked.

"A toaster? I think it's this thing." Steve pointed to the shiny device on the counter.

"Brother, I elect you to make our toast!" Thor said, slapping Loki on the back. Loki was pushed forward and glared back at Thor.

"Fine. Hand me the bread." Loki held a hand out.

Steve looked in the cupboards and Thor looked into the toaster. Tony walked in to check on how the trio were doing.

"What's wrong?"

"Where's the bread?" Thor asked.

"In the fridge." Tony walked over to the fridge and pulled the bread out.

"Thank you, Man of Iron."

"No problem." Tony sighed and left the three alone again.

Loki fought with the bag of bread before pulling a dagger out of thin air and ripped the bag open. "There."

He put the bread into the machine and waited. And waited.

"Is it ready yet?" Thor asked.

"Not yet. Where is our toast! You imbecile!" Loki started screaming at the toaster. Clint walked into the kitchen, half awake, before leaving, not wanting to face the wrath of two hungry gods and a hungry super soldier.

Loki picked the toaster up and started throwing it about the kitchen, Thor and Steve quickly left as the device started sparking and parts flying off.

i'm ill and i hate it

—Penguin🐧(they/he)