Avengers One Shots Part Two!

Wrong number

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9:48pm

Peter: Hey Ned, I've got a new phone.

Peter: It's P.B.P :) 
Delivered 9:50pm

Peter stared at his phone, usually Ned answered his texts immediately.

He shrugged his shoulders and went off on patrol, checking his phone for a message from Ned.

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It was 3am when Peter got back and checked his phone.

3:07am

Unknown number: Sorry kid, I ain't Ned.

Peter: Oh. Sorry Miss/Sir/Mx

Unknown number: Sir is fine kid.

Peter: ok sir

Unknown number: What time is it for you kid?

Peter: 3am. Why?

Unknown number: you should be sleeping child.

Peter: I'm just going to sleep now Mr. Unknown Number (:

Unknown number: good. And just call me Mr Bird, that's what all my friends call me.

Peter changed Unknown number's name to Mr Bird

Mr Bird: what should I call you?

Peter: Loser. That's what all my friends call me.

Mr Bird: well I don't think that's what friends call each other

Mr Bird: I'll call you Child because you are a child who needs to go to sleep.

Mr Bird changed Peter's name to Child
(Mr Bird can't see what Peters name is. On Mr Birds phone it's Unknown number as well)

Mr Bird: Now go to sleep child

Child: Yes Mr Bird. Night.
Delivered 3:13am
Read 3:13am

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Peter woke up and got ready for school.

He headed off for the train and arrived at hell half an hour later.

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It was half way through History when Peter got a message from Mr Bird.

12:03pm
Mr Bird: Are you in school child?

Child: Yeah. I'm in History. We're watching some old documentary about WWII. It's kinda boring.

Mr Bird: Well I personally know two men from WWII and they are really slow when it comes to modern technology