How to drive- by Harold 'Happy' Hogan

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my sister recently passed her driving test. i can see her doing this




"Alright kid, you're 16 now you can start learning how to drive." Happy said. He was sat in the passenger seat of an old car that Tony rarely uses and Peter was behind the wheel.

"Now, the basics." Happy gestured to the toy wheel in front of him that he may or may not have stolen from Morgan.

"Place your hands at ten o'clock and two o'clock." Happy placed his hands on the wheel in the two spots and waited for Peter to do the same.

"AM or PM?" Peter genuinely asked. Happy breathed in sharply and counted down from ten under his breath.

Happy then pulled his seatbelt off, tore the toy steering wheel off the dash and left the car, the door slamming behind him.

"What? It was a genuine question!" Peter shouted to Happy's retreating back.










anyways, i'm getting my hair dyed tomorrow. bright red on one half, black on the other

-Penguin🐧 (they/he)

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