Avengers One Shots Part Two!

"I need to stop a murder. Bye."

Based on that ^^

Peter sighed as he logged onto the zoom call with his class.

"Good morning everyone. Can you hear me?"
Mr Harrington asked.

"Yes sir."
Peter said as well as several other students.

"Ok good, as you all know, we are in the middle of a worldwide pandemic yet we will give you all even more work because we can."
Mr Harrington said.

Peter opened his notebook up and wrote: 'even more fucking work'.

"Does anyone want to say anything?"
Mr Harrington asked.

"When will we return to school sir?"
Someone asked.

"That is unknown. It might be next month, or even next year, me and the other teachers know the same as you guys."
Mr Harrington said.

"BITCH!"
Bucky shouted.

"OH I'M A BITCH HUH? WELL AT LEAST I'M STEVE'S BEST FRIEND!"
Sam shouted back.

"WELL I DON'T STEAL PEOPLES FOOD!"
Bucky shouted.

"AND THAT WASN'T ME!"

"UH HUH, AND I DIDN'T KILL STARK'S PARENTS."
Bucky shouted back.

Peter stared at the computer screen with a deadpan face.

"AND I AIN'T A KILLING MACHINE!"

"I HAD NO CONTROL OVER ME! I WAS FORCED!"
Bucky shouted.

"YEAH, WELL DID THE FUCKING WINTER SOLDIER STEAL MY FUCKING SHIELD AND MY SNACKS?"

"NO BUT HE'LL TAKE YOUR FUCKING LIFE!"
Bucky shouted.

"Mr Parker, is everything all right over there?"
Mr Harrington asked.

"GIVE ME MY SHIELD BACK BARNES!"

"I need to go stop a murder. Bye."
Peter said and slammed the laptop down.

He sprinted into the kitchen where Bucky was holding a knife and Sam was holding a gun.

"Can I please have a waffle?"
Peter asked and Sam and Bucky looked at him weirdly.

"Can I please have a waffle?!"
Peter asked louder.

"Fuck off."
Sam and Bucky said at the same time.

"Watch yo profanity."
Peter said.

"Stop saying those weird things or I'll stab you."
Bucky growled.

"Bitch I hope the fuck you do, you'll be a dead son of a bitch I'll tell you that."
Peter said.

—Penguin🐧