Avengers One Shots Part Two!

The adventures of Peter and Ralph (and occasionally Shuri and Loki)

Hey Pingu's, my name is Bonkbonkbonkbonkg :)

Remember that character that I created for the request where Peter swore like a shit tonne in my old one shot book? Ok, so I liked Ralph and decided to do the adventures of Peter and Ralph (:

Peter and Ralph walked into the living area crying with laughter.

"I'm dreading to ask this, but why are you laughing?"
Tony asked.

"Before we start, the chicken was already dead. It was a shop bought chicken from the shop. It was not alive when he found it. It was skinned *snorts(cocaine)* and ready to shove into the oven for cooking."
Peter said before going into another fit of laughter.

"So basically, this boy called Andy found a chicken *snorts* in the car park at Walmart when we went down for lunch and *snorts* took it with him *snorts*. It was just lying there in the packaging so he took it. And he-"
Ralph interrupted himself by laughing.

"He *snorts* he took the chicken out of the packaging and started *snorts* wiping the juice on people's bags and *snorts* then when we got back to the school he chucked it onto the road and-"
Peter said before also interrupting himself by laughing.

"And a car *snorts* ran it over! It was so funny."
Ralph finished and the two boys collapsed onto the ground. (True story. That happened on a Thursday and we all found it funny. People thought that it was the chicken that the French teacher brought in (alive) but it wasn't)

Tony just stared at the two before looking back down to his Starkpad. He looked back up to the laughing teenagers and sighed.

"How much sugar did you have?"
He asked.

"Loads. Like so much sugar. We both had a bottle of coke, fizzy belts and Peter dunked them into his coke, midget gems and a packet of Fangtastics each."
Ralph said, sobering up slightly. (Yeah that's what I ate that day. But replace the coke with Irn Bru)

"Great."
Tony said.

"We're gonna go and watch some vines. Later sluts!"
Peter said and the two stumbled out of the room, giggling like little kids.

~~~

"Mr Stark? You know how I'm your favourite person in the entire world?"
Peter asked, three hours later.

"No but go on."
Tony said.

"Aw, well anyway, can Ralph stay for dinner? Please?"
Peter asked, dragging the 'ea'.

"If I say yes, will you clean the cars? All of the cars?"
Tony asked and Peter thought about it carefully.

"Yes."

"Ok then your friend can stay for dinner. Also, Thor, Loki, Valkyrie, Shuri and T'Challa will be joining us."
Tony said and Peter grinned like a maniac.

"SHURI'S GONNA BE HERE??!!"
Peter shrieked.

"Yes."
Tony sighed, knowing that it was late to cancel.

"Oh this will be amazing."
Peter giggled and danced off to his room.

~~~

Two giddy teenagers were waiting for the arrival of the Wakandan ship.

They were bouncing up and down, pissing Tony off.

"Can you guys please stay still?"
Tony asked, for the nth time.

"Can't. Too excited."
Peter giggled.

The ship landed and the door thingy lowered down.

"What's up Beter!"
Shuri shouted and sprinted towards her bestie.