"Get the fuck off my chicken nugget."

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Tony had suggested that Peter, MJ, Sam and Bucky go on a double date. Terrible idea really but Tony dropped them off at McDonald's before anyone could argue.

So there they were, the couples were sharing a box of chicken nuggets.

Peter and MJ reached for the last chicken nugget at the same time. Peter looked into MJs eyes and giggled. (I'm making this as cringey as fucking possible, Pingu's!)

"How bout we split it in half."
Peter said and MJ nodded.

Peter tore the chicken nugget in half and gave the slightly bigger piece to MJ.

"Thanks loser."
MJ said.

Sam and Bucky were internally throwing up at the lovesick couple.

The two men both reached for the last chicken nugget.

"Get the fuck off my chicken nugget."
Bucky said.

"Fine. Calm your fucking horses."
Sam said and put his hands up and Bucky ate the last chicken nugget.















I found them on Insta (:

Bye Pingu's!!

—Penguin🐧

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