Avengers One Shots Part Two!

Valentines Day

I FUCKING REMEMBER THAT!!! I FEEL OLD EVEN THO IM 15 THIS YEAR. wait fuck i'm 15 this year?? *leaves and has a mental breakdown at how i remember being 4*

valentine's day special. Parley and SamBucky because of the new trailer (they in therapy like me lmao i should really stop making jokes about that but i'm not)

also, i'm free on February 14th, not a special day but still, free on February 14th. all day. just thought i should tell you guys ;)

Peter and Harley are in their 20's :)

Harley smiled. It was his favourite day of the year. Hallowe-nope-Valentines day. (halloween is far superior imo)

He had a nice date planned for him and Peter. They were going to a nice cafe before going on a walk where Harley would pop the question when the park was quiet.

"Hey babe."
Peter said, kissing Harley on the cheek.

"Hey. You ready?"
Harley asked.

"Yep!"
Peter said excitedly, flapping his sweater paws. (every jumper i wear has sweater paws)

Harley had given Peter his old jumper from high school. It was a bit loose for him but Peter loved it.

"Come on then."
Harley said, grabbing his wallet and grabbing Peters hand.

They walked in a comfortable silence to the small cafe and sat down at a window seat. (i personally despise window seats)

"What do you want?"
Harley asked.

"Just a coffee and a carrot cake."
Peter said.

"Ok."

"What are you having?"

"Hot chocolate and chocolate cake."

"How can you consume so much chocolate without being sick?"
Peter asked.

"It's my superpower."
Harley smiled.

"Lucky."

"You're the lucky one here, you have super hearing, super healing, super everything!"
Harley said.

"Yeah but they're boring in comparison to your superpowers."

"Powers? I have more than one?"

"You have the ability to always make me smile."
Peter said, the tops of his ears turning pinkish.

"Well, that's my favourite superpower ever."
Harley said, pressing a kiss to Peters knuckles.

"Are you guys ready to order?"
A waitress asked.

"Yeah. I'll have hot chocolate and a chocolate cake and he'll have coffee and a carrot cake."
Harley said.

"Ok. Is that all?"

"Yeah that's it."

"Ok. They'll be ready soon."
The waitress said, walking away.

The two talked about random things until their food arrived.

~~~

Harley got down on one knee and Peter stared at him in shock. They had talked about getting married in the past but he wasn't expecting Harley to ask him on Valentine's day.

"Are you sure you want to marry me?"
Peter asked, tears in his eyes.

"Of course I'm sure Peter! I love you!"
Harley said.

"Don't cry!"
Harley said getting up.

"Wait no, go back down and ask again."
Peter said, wiping his eyes.

Harley got back down on one knee.

"Peter Parker, would you give me the honour of being your husband and the happiest man alive?"

"Yes!"
Peter said, flinging his arms around Harleys neck.

"I love you Harls."
Peter whispered.

"I love you too darlin'."
Harley whispered back, sliding the slim ring onto Peters left ring finger.

~~~and onto the disaster gays- I mean Sam and Bucky!~~~

Bucky dodged the bullets before firing his own gun.

"Is it clear?!"
Sam shouted.

"No!"
Bucky shouted back.

"We need to beat these assholes."
Sam muttered, flying through the building and dropping grenades. (i'Ll CaTcH a GrEnAdE fOr YoU)

"I know, I know."
Bucky said before killing the last four agents.

"It's clear now."
Bucky said into the comm and Sam landed behind him.

"Good. What was Fury thinking sending us on a mission on fucking Valentine's day?"
Sam asked.

"Didn't take you to be a romantic Wilson."
Bucky cheekily said.

"Hey! I was pretty romantic on your birthday!"
Sam protested, checking Redwings location.

"A card that says 'Happy Birthday Asshole, love from Wilson' isn't very romantic."
Bucky deadpanned, loading another magazine into his gun.

"It is for me!"
Sam said, holding his arm out for Redwing to land on.

"Sorry for expecting something a bit more romantic from my husband on my birthday then!"
Bucky said.

"You weren't romantic for me on my birthday and you don't see me complaining."
Sam pointed out.

"I was on a mission. Not my fault I was paired with the kid and he talked so much that he gave away our position so we had to stay an extra day!"
Bucky argued.

"Well you could've sent somethi-"
Sam was cut of by Bucky slamming his hand on Sams mouth.

"Shh."
Bucky said when Sam tried to prise Buckys hand off.

Bucky listened patiently for a minute before the doors slammed opened.

Bucky took his hand off of Sams mouth and pulled his husband behind him. Bucky aimed his gun and shot the agents that entered.

Sam got his own gun out and started shooting the agents that Bucky missed.

"That was a close one."
Sam said after all the agents were dead.

"Yeah. Now come on Sammy, let's clear the base and then head home."
Bucky said, rolling his shoulders back.

"You got it."
Sam said, kissing Buckys cheek and flying off.

"Asshole."
Bucky mumbled.

"Love you too Barnes."
Sam said and Bucky couldn't help but smile and look down at the gold ring on his right hand. (they couldn't put the ring on his left hand because it messed with the movements of his hand.)

Early Valentine's day one shot! lmao i remember valentine's day last year lol i watched Spider-Man: Far From Home with my then boyfriend and had spaghetti bolognese. we also took his dog for a walk with his mam which was a bit awkward lmao

Who's story did you enjoy more? Peter and Harleys or Sam and Buckys? I prefer Sam and Buckys but that's just cause i love sam and bucky more lmao

—Penguin🐧