This is my second one shot story!
Read my first one please (:
No reader inserts, like my last book
No Thorki, Starker, PeterxWanda, PeterxNatasha, StevexPeter, basically no ships that ship Peter with the older Avengers apart from WinterSpider, th...
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WinterFalcon :)
The Avengers were discussing what they would do if they were in a horror movie. Don't know how they got to that conversation but they did, probably because they were all tipsy. (Literally all of my convos with my friends but minus the tipsy part)
"I wouldn't want to be in a horror movie! The comic relief always dies in horror movies!" Scott shouted.
"No, it's the black guy who always dies in horror movies!" Rhodey protested.
"You're both wrong!" Carol interrupted the two.
"It's the gay character who always dies in a horror movie!" She said.
"Oh... ohhhhh no. I'm a dead man." Sam said, taking a sip of his beer.
"How?" Scott asked.
"Well I'm the comic relief, I'm the black guy and I'm the gay one." Sam listed.
"You're gay?" Steve asked.
"Yeah. I'm pretty sure you knew." Sam said.
"I didn't." Steve said, staring at Sam.
"Everyone knew Rogers. How didn't you know?" Tony asked, more drunk than everyone else.
"I guess I didn't pay attention." Steve admitted.
"Stevie you found me and Sam in bed!" Bucky shouted.
"I thought you had a nightmare or something and you went to Sam instead of me!"
"How did you manage to live without meeting me?" Bucky asked genuinely.
I just wanna scream and cry on a mountain but Ben Wyvis is kinda far and I don't wanna go by myself :/ plus it's 12:20am :(
Also I'm working on a Penny Parker chapter and it's like nearly done so it'll probably be out in like a week or something :)
Also there was a stabbing in the next town over, apparently the guy was stabbed over 18 times over drugs so stay safe Pingu's and don't do drugs unless they are prescribed to you by a legitimate doctor!!
