Cat: *creamy brown tabby she-cat with a white paw and amber eyes* *I just realized that besides Frostwhisker, EVERYONE in AwesomeClan is a girl* *and even then, @Hollypaw, who made Frostwhisker, is a girl* *IT'S THE GIRL-POCALYPSE! RUN FOR YOUR LIIIIIIIIVES* *jk* *anyways, on to the spoof!*
Roseflight: PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP.
Cloudfall: DRAGONPLEEPS
Roseflight: PLEEPDRAGONS
Cloudfall: SPOONY SPOOFS
Roseflight: SPOOFY SPOONS
Cloudfall: CHICKEN IS GOOD
Roseflight: CHICKEN IS BAD
Cloudfall: MUFFINS
Roseflight: MUFFINS
Cat: MUFFINS
Cloudfall: WHO ARE YOU
Cat: I DUNNO
Roseflight: WHAT
Cloudfall: I CANT STOP SHOUTING
Cat: ME NEITHER
Hollyblaze: CLEAR *electrocutes them*
Cat: You burnt my muffins ;~;
Roseflight: Aw, that's okay. I'll bake some more, and then I'll give you some spoons! :D
Silverstar: THE MUFFINS ARE A LIE
Frostwhisker: You mean the CAKE
Silverstar: Cake is bread. Muffins are bread. The world is bread. Bread is lies. I rest my case. *flies away and lives in an oyster forever*
Roseheart: ...Okay.
Shaggyfur: So who are you?
Cat: I'm Sparkfur of no-Clan! :D
Roseflight: I can fix that! JOIN AWESOMECLAN, WE HAVE MUFFINS :D
Sparkfur: OKAY :D
LATER
Everybody: MUFFIN PARTY!
Dragonsoul: So, how be-eth you lik-eth-ing it here-th? :3
Sparkfur: I love it!
Roseflight: Awesome~
Sparkfur: Oh, and by the way, did you know Jayfeather loves walnuts?
Roseflight: He does? :D
Fireblaze: We can so use that against him in Roseh's "WARRIOR KITTIES TRUTH OR DARE SHOW" book! :D
Cloudfall: Advertising, because why not? :D
Moonpaw: You're such bullies to the fourth wall ;-;
Q&C: Do you like muffins? :3
And don't forget to give a big warm welcome to Sparkfur!
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EPIC WARRIOR RANDOMNESS & SPOOFS YAY
FanfictionHi! I'm gonna be doing Warrior spoofs and stuff! It's gonna be very random, so if you like randomness, read this! Here, have a cupcake! *throws a cupcake at you* Squirrelflight: MY CUPCAKE *takes the cupcake* No, this cupcake is for the readers! *ta...
