Squirrelflight: Rockin' around the Christmas tree
At the Christmas party hop
Leafpool: Mistletoe hung where you can see
Every forbidden couple tries to stop
Dovewing: Rockin' around the Christmas tree
Something something something something something something
Something something something something
In the new old fashioned way
Ivypool: Why did you keep sayin Something?
Dovewing: I didn't know the words!
Ivypool: Well I figured you would, since you can hear sooooooo well -__-
Dovewing: >:( *attacks Ivypool*
Ivypool: *attacks Dovewing and they both roll off-screen, battling*
Cinderheart: o.o; ... You will get that sentimental feeling
When you hear
Voices saying Let's be jolly
Deck the halls with boughs of Hollyleaf!
Hollyleaf: *stuck in a tree* THIS IS AGAINST THE WARRIOR CODE!
Ivypool and Dovewing: *hiss*
Hollyleaf: *attacks them*
*the battle drowns out most of the music*
Leafpool: In the new
Old
Fashioned
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!! :D
Jayfeather: *clapping* Bravo, bravo! You just managed to make the worst Christmas carol ever!
Lionblaze: Seriously, Jay?
Jayfeather: Shut up
Dovewing: We should've sang "Don't Be A Jerk, It's Christmas"
Ivypool: I know, right? *glares at Dovewing*
*they start fighting again*
NEXT SPOOF IN THE COUNTDOWN: RiverClan Christmas Carols!
Q&C: Would YOU wanna celebrate Christmas with the Grumpy Cats of ThunderClan?

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FanfictionHi! I'm gonna be doing Warrior spoofs and stuff! It's gonna be very random, so if you like randomness, read this! Here, have a cupcake! *throws a cupcake at you* Squirrelflight: MY CUPCAKE *takes the cupcake* No, this cupcake is for the readers! *ta...