*A gray tabby she-cat with a black heart mark on her back thigh*
Cat: Derp
Roseflight: Derp
Cat: Derp
Roseflight: Derp
Cat: Derp
Roseflight: Derp
Dragonsoul: FISH-SLAP! *fish-slaps Roseflight and the cat*
Cat: Nu why! D:
Dragonsoul: BECAUSE PURPLE. *implodes*
Cat: Is that sort of thing normal around these parts?
Roseflight: She does that every day, so yeah.
Shaggyfur: SO, who are ya?
Cat: I'm Ravenclaw
Roseflight: OMG YOU'RE A RAVENCLAW?!?!
Frozenpaw: I didn't know you read Harry Potter.
Roseflight: I don't. ...Yet. *pulls out broom behind back* *whacks someone on the head with it*
Hollyblaze: *was the someone* NU WHY! Dx
Roseflight: BECAUSE PURPLE. *implodes*
Silverstar: At least one cat has to say "because purple" and implode once a day. It's in the Awesomeness Code.
Ravenclaw: No, I'm not a ravenclaw. I'm just Ravenclaw.
Moonpaw: Kewl! So, are you gonna join us?
Ravenclaw: Why wouldn't I?!
Dragonsoul and Roseflight: WHOOP WHOOOOOOP
Ravenclaw: ...Why aren't you two imploded?
Dragonsoul and Roseflight: BECAUSE PURPLE. *implodes*
Hollyblaze: To celebrate, let's have an ice cream party!!
Ravenclaw: YAY I LOVE ICE CREAM. ESPECIALLY CHOCOLATE. BECAUSE IT'S ALL COOL AND AWESOME AND CHOCOLATELY AND I GET TO USE A SPOON!
Roseflight: YEAH!!!
ICE CREAM PARTY
Everybody: *eating their ice cream with a spoon*
Frostwhisker: *eating his ice cream with a fork*
Roseflight: *gives him a dirty look* Forkwhisker.
*Roseflight and Fork-- I MEAN FROSTwhisker start fighting*
Frostwhisker: Y U gotta be so ruude?
Roseflight: BECAUSE PURPLE. *implodes*
Ravenclaw: xD I love this place!
Moonpaw: Why do you love this place? ;)
Everybody: BECAUSE PURPLE. *implodes*
Q&C: Why must a cat say "BECAUSE PURPLE" and implode once a day?
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