*when Tigerstar, Nightkit, and Mistkit (his sisters) were born*
Leopardfoot: Aww, all my kits are so adorable <3
Pinestar: Ew, look at the tom. It's UGLY
Leopardfoot: I know that, hon. But let's try to focus on the cute kits.
~~~
Nightkit and Mistkit: *open their eyes for the first time*
Tigerkit: Hello. :)
Nightkit and Mistkit: AH IT'S HIDEOUS!!! *dead*
Tigerkit: D:
~~~
Tigerkit: Hi Dad! :3
Pinestar: EW YOU'RE TOO UGLY FOR ME. I'M GONNA BECOME A KITTYPET SO I NEVER HAVE TO LOOK AT YOUR FACE AGAIN! *runs to Twolegplace*
Tigerkit: D:
~~~
*Tigerstar is an apprentice*
Tiny/Scourge: *le running around*
Tigerpaw: Hi kittypet! :3
Tiny: AH IT'S HIDEOUS!!! *runs off*
Bluefur: Don't you think that showing your face to that poor kit was kinda harsh? :c
Thistleclaw: We have to teach the tresspassers a lesson, Bluey-Gooey. And Tigerpaw's horrible face is the perfect way to do so.
Bluefur: Ugh, fine. BTW, never call me Blue-Gooey again.
Thistleclaw: Fine.
~~~
*Tigerstar is a warrior* *the battle in the prolouge of the first book*
Oakheart: MWAHAHA WE SHALL STEAL LE SUNNINGROCKS FROM U!!!11!1!1
Redtail: ThunderClan, attack!
*le retreating*
Tigerclaw: Rawr!
Oakheart: AH IT'S HIDEOUS!!! *dead*
Redtail: SO UGLYYYYYY *dead*
Ravenpaw: *watching from a distance* What the foxdung...?
~~~
*Tigerstar is leader of TigerClan*
Tigerstar: BRING IN LE PRISONERS!!!
*Stonefur, Mistyfoot, Featherpaw, and Stormpaw come out*
Stonefur: AH IT'S HIDEOUS!!! *dead*
Stormpaw: Nuuuuuu!
~~~
*BloodClan comes in*
Scourge: Y'all are gonna die!
Firestar: AH IT'S HIDEOUS!!! *loses a life*
Bone: AND HE SAID "Y'ALL" *dead*
Tigerstar: AH IT'S UGLIER THAN ME!!! *loses a life* ...UGLYYYYY *loses another life* HOW CAN A CAT BE SO BAD-LOOKING?! *loses more lives* I CAN'T HANDLE THE UGLINESS!!! *dead*
~~~
*current times*
Firestar: That's how Tigerstar became a murderer, kits. The Dark Forest revived him so he stays with us, but he is still ugly.
Tigerstar: It's true, kits. :( Never become a Tiggypoo.
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EPIC WARRIOR RANDOMNESS & SPOOFS YAY
FanficHi! I'm gonna be doing Warrior spoofs and stuff! It's gonna be very random, so if you like randomness, read this! Here, have a cupcake! *throws a cupcake at you* Squirrelflight: MY CUPCAKE *takes the cupcake* No, this cupcake is for the readers! *ta...
