Roseflight: Hello kitties and welcome back to Warriors Has Talent! Heathermouth isn't here today so Moonpaw will be a judge!
Moonpaw: Hai. :3
Ravenpaw: And of course, I'm here too.
Moonpaw: Now for the moment you're all waiting for! The cat that shall be eliminated is.....
Roseflight: RANDOM CAT! Now get the heck out of here, Random Cat!
Random Cat: x__x
Roseflight: ...Random Cat?
Ravenpaw: GET THE MEDICINE CAT!
Jayfeather: *sniffs Random Cat* It seems like last episode, someone in the audience has thrown a potato at Random Cat, giving him a concussion. That cat in the audience then shoved said potato down his throat, and he has been choking on it for... *sniffs Random Cat again* thirteen hours.
Moonpaw: You got all of that from smelling him?
Jayfeather: I'm a special medicine cat. Now BAI *pulls Random Cat away on a stretcher*
Roseflight: Okay, so, now we only have 9 competitors here on Warriors Has Talent!
Ravenpaw: And in this episode, we shall be giving them a chance to do another act, which will either increase their chances of winning... or losing.
Moonpaw: First up is Breezepelt.
Breezepelt: I'M BRINGING THE SEXY BACK. *dances*
Roseflight: o.o
Ravenpaw: ...
Moonpaw: o_o
Nightcloud: *turns off the music* You never HAD the sexy in the first place, Breezepelt! You're grounded!
Breezepelt: BUT MOM
Nightcloud: No but's! Go to your den NOW!
Breezepelt: WHY MUST YOU DO THIS TO ME ON TV? *sulks off*
Roseflight: Wow, Breezepelt has terrible family issues.
Moonpaw: Um... next is Squirrelflight.
Squirrelflight: You better be listening to this song, Ashfur. *turns on Grenade by Bruno Mars*
BLACK BLACK, BLACK AND BLUE
BEAT ME TIL I'M NUMB
TELL THE DARK FOREST I SAID HEY WHEN YOU GET BACK TO WHERE YOU'RE FROM
MAD CAT, BAD CAT, THAT'S JUST WHAT YOU ARE
YEAH YOU'D SMILE IN MY FACE THEN RIP THE BRAKES OUT MY MONSTER
GAVE YOU ALL I HAD AND YOU TOSSED IT IN THE DIRTPLACE
YOU TOSSED IT IN THE DIRTPLACE YOU DID
TO GIVE ME ALL YOUR LOVE IS ALL I EVER ASKED CUZ
WHAT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND IS I'D CATCH A GRENADE FOR YA
IF MY BODY WAS ON FIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
OOOOOOH YOU'D WATCH ME BURN DOWN IN FLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMES
YOU SAID YOU LOVED ME, YOU'RE A LIAR
CUZ YOU NEVER.
EVER.
EVER DID BABY!
BUT DARLING I'D STILL CATCH A GRENADE FOR YAAAAAA
THROW MY PAW ON A BLADE FOR YAAAAA
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EPIC WARRIOR RANDOMNESS & SPOOFS YAY
FanficHi! I'm gonna be doing Warrior spoofs and stuff! It's gonna be very random, so if you like randomness, read this! Here, have a cupcake! *throws a cupcake at you* Squirrelflight: MY CUPCAKE *takes the cupcake* No, this cupcake is for the readers! *ta...
