Roseflight: I'm bored.
Fireblaze: Me too.
Dragonsoul: Something is fishy about this... *holds up her favorite slapping-fish*
Frostwhisker: Please, don't slap us.
Sparkspeed: Uuuuurgh so bored...
Shaggyfur: I KNOW! :D
Moonpaw: What?
Shaggyfur: *opens a box full of catmint*
Everybody: CAAAAATMIIIIIIINT!!!!!!!!
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*Spongebob Narrator voice* Later...
Shaggyfur: I REGRET NOTHING!!! *throws a dollar into the air and jumps into a kiddy pool with arm floats and a snorkel*
Dragonsoul: THY FISHY SHALT SPLASHETH! *throws her favorite slapping-fish in the pool*
Shaggyfur: I REGRET NOTHIIIIIIIIIIIIING *runs off*
~~~
*BASED ON TRUE EVENTS*
Sparkspeed: *trying to erase a chair*
Roseflight: *starts petting Sparkspeed*
Sparkspeed: *starts petting Roseflight*
Roseflight: *grabs one of Sparkspeed's loose hairs* I have your hair. This means we're friends...
Sparkspeed: That's kinda weird xDD
~~~
*random full moon*
Moonpaw: RAWR I'M A ZOMBOSTEREWOLF! >:D
Rock: SO AM I >8D
Moonpaw: You're ugly. *walks off*
Rock: D8
~~~
Fireblaze: :D
Harrykit: :D
Fireblaze: :D
Harrykit: :D
...
Fireblaze: NYAN
Both: *explode*
~~~
Frostwhisker: *sitting on a tree* WOOOO! GIDDY-UP! YEAAAAAH, YEEAAAAAH!!!! >:D
Tree: *explodes*
Frostwhisker: WORST HORSE EVER.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
*Spongebob Narrator voice* The next day...
Fireblaze: Um, what happened yesterday?
Shaggyfur: Catmint. Catmint happened.
Dragonsoul: Oh...
...
Everybody: LET'S DO IT AGAIN! >:D
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أدب الهواةHi! I'm gonna be doing Warrior spoofs and stuff! It's gonna be very random, so if you like randomness, read this! Here, have a cupcake! *throws a cupcake at you* Squirrelflight: MY CUPCAKE *takes the cupcake* No, this cupcake is for the readers! *ta...
