EPIC WARRIOR RANDOMNESS & SPOOFS YAY

Spoof Prophecies

Dedicated to WildstarofWildclan for helping me make up prophecies, and inspiring me to do so in the first place.

Okey, SO, I shall post a prophecy, then a spoof prophecy, then that spoof prophecy coming true :D

WARNING: SPOILERS

"Fire alone will save our Clan"

BACON ALONE WILL SAVE OUR CHEESE

Bluestar: Rusty your new name is Baconpaw

Baconpaw: YEAH >:D

*later*

Everybody: BACONSTAR! BACONSTAR!

Baconstar: I RULE

"Four will become two, lion and tiger will meet in battle, and blood will rule the forest"

SEVEN WILL BECOME THIRTEEN, MONKEY AND SEAHORSE WILL MEET IN PHILADELPHIA, AND BURPS WILL RULE THE FOREST 

Tigerstar (Seahorsestar): So there are 7 Clans, and I shall make 6 more and call them SeahorseClan! :D

Firestar (Monkeystar): NO YOU ARE BAD AND EVIL

Seahorsestar: SEAHORSECLAN ATTACK

Monkeystar: MONKEYCLAN ATTACK

Clans: *go to Philadelphia to fight*

Scourge: I RULE BURPCLAN AND U DIE *kills Seahorsestar*

Monkeystar: I'M A MARY SUE AND U DIE *kills Scourge*

"Before there is peace, blood will spill blood, and the lake will turn red"

BEFORE THERE IS SQUID, MUFFINS WILL SPILL MUFFINS, AND THE COW WILL TURN PURPLE 

Brambleclaw and Hawkfrost: *are muffins*

Brambleclaw: *kills Hawkfrost*

Hawkfrost: *vomits purple blood all over Bob and then dies*

Bob: MOO! :D

"There will be three, kin of your kin, who hold the power of the stars in their paws"

THERE WILL BE SIX, FOAL OF YOUR FOAL, WHO HOLD THE MAGIC OF FRIENDSHIP IN THEIR HOOVES 

Leafpool: I HAS HAD KITS

Pinkiekit: Yaaaaay!!!  :D :D :D

Rainbowkit: I'M GONNA BE THE FASTEST FLYER IN THUNDERCLAN >:D

Rarikit: Oh look, my dress is sooooo pretty! ^w^

Flutterkit: Um... hi... :)

Applekit: Howdy! :D

Twilightkit: FRIENDSHIP ISH MAGIC. NUFF SAID. >:3

Leafpool: .... O......kaaaaaaaay....

"After the sharp-eyed jay and the roaring lion, peace will come on dove's gentle wing"

AFTER THE SHARP-EYED FAIL AND THE ROARING FLUFFEH, HORROR WILL COME ON DOVE'S STUPID WING 

Jayfeather/fail: I ISH PART OF TEH THREE

Lionfluffeh: ME TOO

Dovewing: AND I STOLE THE SPOTLIGHT FROM HOLLYLEAF WHO IS WAY BETTER >:D

Roseflight: I HATE YOU DOVEWING

Jayfail and Lionfluffeh: Yeah so do we

"Like fire, you will blaze through the forest . . . but beware— even the most powerful of flames can be destroyed by water."

LIKE POPTARTS, YOU WILL NYAN THROUGH THE FOREST... BUT BEWARE--EVEN THE MOST POWERFUL OF BREAKFASTS CAN BE DESTROYED BY HUNGRY KITTIES 

Bluestar: I ISH THE NYAN CAT *turns into Nyanstar*

Dogs: Poptart, yuuuuuuum *drool* Hey lets dip her in some vanilla icing *throws her down icing waterfall*

Nyanstar: *dies*

"A poison will spring from the heart of ShadowClan, and spread to the other Clans. A storm of blood and fire will sweep the forest."                             

A POTATO WILL SPRING FROM THE HEART OF TIGGYPOOP AND SPREAD TO THE OTHER WAFFLES. A STORM OF MUFFINS AND BACON WILL SWEEP THE BROOM 

Tigerstar: *is split open and a potato comes out of him like those alien things whatever they are*

Potato: MWAHAHAHA. I SHALL LEAVE SHADOWWAFFLE AND GO TO WINDWAFFLE RIVERWAFFLE AND THUNDERWAFFLE :D *goes to three other waffles*

Bacon: *uses a broom to sweep the potato away*

Note: THIS IS MORE RANDOM AND NOT AT ALL RELATED TO THE BOOKS BECAUSE I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THAT PROPHECY IS AND PLEASE DONT SPOIL

"When water meets blood, blood will rise."

WHEN SQUIDS MEET POTATOES, POTATOES WILL SING 

Squids: Hi

Potatoes: Hi....TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR HOW I WONDER WHAT YOU CHEESE

Squids: o.o

Note: SAME NOTE AS ABOVE. I HAVEN'T READ BRAMBLESTAR'S STORM, IF THAT'S WHERE THIS COMES FROM

"Greenleaf will come, but it will bring even greater storms than these. SkyClan will need deeper roots if it is to survive."

RED PURPLES WILL COME, BUT IT WILL BRING EVEN GREATER SPOOFS THAN THESE. AWESOMECLAN WILL NEED SPOONIER SPOOFS IF IT IS TO SURVIVE 

Hollyblaze: The red purples are coming

Fireblaze: Oh noes! Their spoofs are awesomer than ours! D:

Moonpaw: HOW CAN PURPLE BE RED?

Cloudfall: BECAUSE PURPLE. *implodes*

Roseflight: I SHALL SAVE US *writes awesome spoofs*

"Blood does not have to mean death. It can bring more strength than you can imagine."

MONKEYS DO NOT HAVE TO MEAN BANANAS. IT CAN BRING MORE RAINBOWS THAN YOU CAN IMAGINE 

Monkey: Hi

Derpystar: NU I HATE BANANAS

Monkey: Stop being sterotypical, sir. *makes rainbows*

Derpystar: I'M A GIRL

Note: DERPYSTAR IS A GIRL

"Beware an enemy who seems to sleep."

BEWARE OF A SODA WHO SEEMS TO HAVE STOPPED FIZZING 

Roseflight: I shall drink this rootbeer! *opens can of rootbeer*

Rootbeer: *fizzes so much it goes all over the top of the can*

Roseflight: *waits*.... I think it's stopped now. *tries to drink it*

Rootbeer: *fizzes so much some of it spills on the floor*

Note: TRUE STORY

"Beware, Jay's Wing. Storm clouds are gathering on a dark breeze."

BEWARE, JAY'S FAIL. BURGER CLOUDS ARE GATHERING ON A DARK CHEESE 

Jayfeather: AND NOW CHEESEPELT WITH THE WEATHER

Breezepelt: *is cheesepelt* TODAY'S WEATHER IS CLOUDEH WITH A CHANCE OF MEATBALLZ

Clouds: *rain cheeseburgers*

Everybody: YAY

Q&C: Which spoof prophecy was your fave? xD