Roseflight: Hi and welcome to warriors has talent bla bla bla this is getting old LET'S GET RID OF BREEZEPELT AND DUSTPELT!
Dustpelt: Fudge *explodes*
Breezepelt: Nuu! I'm too sexy to explode! *explode*
Roseflight: I'm gonna be judging this episode by myself since only 2 contestants are left. Bring in Squirrelflight!
Squirrelflight: >:3 *sings If Elsa Were The Villain* (Search it on YouTube. It is a truly amazing song. Minor language, but amazing nonetheless)
Roseflight: ... o.o Wow... *hugs Lionfluffeh*
Lionfluffeh: Mew! :3
Roseflight: I was talking with Firestar and Graystripe the other day and apparently their new invention is AMAZING! Let's check it out!
Graystripe: *Holds a transparent box with a funnel on top* Behold, the Nyan-maker!
Firestar: All you gots to do is take some Bluestar DNA *puts one of Bluestar's hairs in the funnel* And a strawberry poptart *puts a poptart in the funnel*
Nyan-maker: *does MAGIC*
*a tiny Nyankitten appears in the box*
Nyankitten: Nya~! ^w^
Roseflight: Aw it's adorable! :D Can I have that one?
Firestar: Sure!
Nyankitten: *comes out through the funnel* Nyanyanya~ *flies to Roseflight*
Roseflight: You'll make the perfect friend for Lionfluffeh!
Lionfluffeh: Meow! :D
Nyankitten: Nyan! :D
Tigerstar: I don't like Nyan Cats -__-
Graystripe: And now, ladies and gentlecats, a public presentation of Tigerstar being murdered. *gets out a knife*
Roseflight: *covers Lionfluffeh's and Nyankitten's eyes*
...
Well... our contestants are
SQUIRRELFLIGHT
FIRESTAR, GRAYSTRIPE, AND TIGERSTAR
Choose the one you want to get kicked out. Remember, THIS IS BIG! These are the final two! Choose wisely... Until next time! Bye guys!
Nyankitten: Nya!
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