Roseflight: Okay, apparently a lot of mothers need me to send messages to their kits. This is the job for THE ROSEHLAX! :D
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Cloudtail: Derp derp derp :3
Roseflight: *appears out of nowhere* I am the Rosehlax, I speak for YO MOMMA!!! Princess says she misses you.
Cloudtail: That's nice. :3 Tell her I said "cookies"
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Graystripe: Firestar, y u no like waffles D:
Firestar: I DON'T KNOW WHAT A WAFFLE IS!!!
Roseflight: *appears out of nowhere* I am the Rosehlax, I speak for YO MOMMA!!! Nutmeg says that THIS is a waffle *shoves a waffle in Firestar's face*
Firestar: ...I LUV WAFFLES :D
Graystripe: YOU'RE A HERO, ROSEHLAX :D
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Dovewing: Bla bla bla I'm part of a prophecy which is an unnecessary plot twist I can hear stuff and I break the warrior code and LOOOVE Tigerheart and I take all the attention away from you and Hollyleaf so HAH!
Ivypool: No fair D:
Roseflight: I AM THE ROSEHLAX I SPEAK FOR YO MOMMA!
Ivypool: Did she tell Dovewing to stop bullying me?
Roseflight: NOPE! :D But she did get you guys lunch. *gives Dovewing a bag* Whitewing gave you ten hundred cakes and a never-ending supply of root beer
Dovewing: SCORE! :D
Ivypool: Did she get me anything?
Roseflight: She says you can climb up a tree and eat dirt for all she cares.
Ivypool: D: *trying not to cry* OKAY THEN! I'll do just that! *climbs up a tree and eats dirt*
Random Cat: Hey, this is MY dirt-tree! *shoves Ivypool off the tree*
Ivypool: ...Ow. ):
*a random chicken skeleton falls from the tree*
Roseflight: CHICKENLINA!!! *faints*
Dovewing: ...*backs away slowly*...
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FanfictionHi! I'm gonna be doing Warrior spoofs and stuff! It's gonna be very random, so if you like randomness, read this! Here, have a cupcake! *throws a cupcake at you* Squirrelflight: MY CUPCAKE *takes the cupcake* No, this cupcake is for the readers! *ta...
