*Today's newcomer is a golden she-cat with white ear tips, paws, and chest*
Roseflight: Hallo!
Cat: Hi. My name's Fireblaze.
Sparkspeed: Great! Wanna join the Roseflight Club of Awesome?
Roseflight: I thought of the name.
Moonpaw: Our motto is, "Everybody is welcome! Except for if you're not awesome. If you're not awesome, then get the friskets out of here!" I thought of the motto.
Heathermouth: You have to pass a quiz before you can join.
Fireblaze: Derp. okay. :3
Frostwhisker: QUESTION ONE: Are you now or have you ever been alive?
Fireblaze: I believe so.
Shaggyfur: QUESTION TWO: Are you currently awesome?
Fireblaze: Yeah, duh!
Roseflight: QUESTION THREE: Are you derpy?
Fireblaze: Only the derpiest! :3
Heathermouth: You seem like a good cat. Now all you have to do is the initiation! :D
Fireblaze: Seems easy enough.
Shaggyfur: First, put on this blindfold *gives Fireblaze a blindfold*
Fireblaze: Um, okay. *puts it on*
Sparkspeed: Now I shall tie you to this chair. *ties Fireblaze to a chair*
Fireblaze: Okay...
Dragonsoul: FISHSLAP! *repeatedly slaps Fireblaze with a fish*
Fireblaze: ow ow ow ow ow ow
Dragonsoul: *takes Fireblaze's blindfold off and unties her*
Fireblaze: Did I pass? :D
Roseflight: You sure did! WELCOME TO THE CLUB :D
Fireblaze: Awesome! Now let's do cool stuff together!
Dragonsoul: Okay! *turns into a dragon and everyone gets on her* *flies off* I BELIEVE I CAN FLYYYYYY
Roseflight: Let's try to do a freeze-frame thing again!
Dragonsoul: Okay! *stops flapping her wings*
Everybody: *poses* FRIENDS! :D
*they start to fall due to Dragonsoul not flapping her wings to keep them in the air*
Roseflight: Dang it, it STILL didn't work!
Fireblaze: Is this sort of thing normal?
Moonpaw: Depends on what you mean by normal. This happens a lot.
Fireblaze: ...I LOVE THIS CLUB
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