During Forest of Secrets...
Yellowfang: Okey, Brokentail. I am your mother and you are a burden to everybody.
Brokentail: Hurtful! Dx
Yellowfang: Okay, I'll make you a deal. You gotta have a staring contest with me. If you win, you live. If you lose, you die. K?
Brokentail: Um, k.
Yellowfang: Okay, GO!
*one second later*
Yellowfang: Ha, you can't see, so you can't stare! LOLOLOLOL
Brokentail: No fair!
Yellowfang: DIE! *force-feeds him deathberries*
Brokentail: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO--
Yellowfang: Boop. *taps Brokentail on the head*
Brokentail: *dies*
In the present...
Roseflight: And that's how Brokentail died, kits! :D
Lionfluffeh: I'm not a kit!
Nyankitten: Nyan nyan nyan :3
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FanficHi! I'm gonna be doing Warrior spoofs and stuff! It's gonna be very random, so if you like randomness, read this! Here, have a cupcake! *throws a cupcake at you* Squirrelflight: MY CUPCAKE *takes the cupcake* No, this cupcake is for the readers! *ta...
