Spottedleaf: On the first day of Christmas, StarClan gave to me
The fire that will save the Clans!
Bluestar: On the second day of Christmas, StarClan gave to me
2 medicine cats
And the fire that will save the Clans!
Yellowfang: On the thi--
Tigerstar: ON THE THIRD DAY OF CHRISTMAS, THE DARK FOREST GAVE TO ME
Hawkfrost: Three fake omens
2 medicine cats
And the fire that will save the Clans! :D
Mosskit: -__- On the fourth day of Christmas, StarClan gave to me
Four lake Clans
3 fake omens
2 medicine cats
And the fire that will save the Clans!
Mapleshade: On the fifth day of Christmas, the Dark Forest gave to me
FIIIIIIIVE CROOKED-JAWED SQUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRELS
4 lake Clans
3 fake omens
2 medicine cats
And the fire that will save the Clans!
Antpelt: On the sixth day of Christmas, the Dark Forest gave to me
Six dead kits
Badgerfang: D:
Antpelt: FIIIIIIVE CROOKED-JAWED SQUIIIIIIIIRRELS
4 lake Clans
3 fake omens
2 medicine cats
And the fire that will save the Clans!
Gorsepaw: ON THE SEVENT--
Darkstripe: HOLD IT!
Everybody: What?
Darkstripe: Can't we just skip to 12 already?!
Everybody: *sigh* fine. ON THE TWELTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS STARCLAN AND THE DARK FOREST GAVE TO ME
Tigerstar: Twelve cats a-dying!
Bluestar: Eleven new prophecies!
Snowtuft: Ten strong recruits!
Leopardstar: Nine lives for leaders!
Sol: Eight non-believers!
Gorsepaw: Seven cats being awesome!
Antpelt: Six dead kits!
Mapleshade: FIIIIIIVE CROOKED-JAWED SQUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRELS!!
Mosskit: Four lake Clans!
Hawkfrost: Three fake omens!
Bluestar: Two medicine cats!
Everybody: AND THE FIRE THAT WILL SAVE THE CLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANS
Tigerstar: ...Wow
Bluestar: I never imagined we'd be singing together
Tigerstar: I know right
NEXT SPOOF IN THE COUNTDOWN: AwesomeClan Christmas Carols! St00pidClan isn't getting any because they're st00pid xD
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أدب الهواةHi! I'm gonna be doing Warrior spoofs and stuff! It's gonna be very random, so if you like randomness, read this! Here, have a cupcake! *throws a cupcake at you* Squirrelflight: MY CUPCAKE *takes the cupcake* No, this cupcake is for the readers! *ta...
