What REALLY happened at Mudclaw's death!
Tallstar: Mudclaw, you are no longer deputy. Onewhisker is. *dies*
Mudclaw: No! I wanna be leader! *attacks Onewhisker* LET ME BE LEADER OR YOU SHALL DIE!!!
Onewhisker: .....RAGE MODE!!!!!! *throws a tree at Mudclaw*
Mudclaw: *dead*
What REALLY happened at the Three's birth!
Leafpool: *hiding with Squirrelflight* Do you think StarClan will be sending my kits soon?
Squirrelflight: *looks up* Yep. Here comes Bluestar right now.
Bluestar: *floats down from StarClan as Twilight Sparkle* MY LITTLE PONYYYYY, MY LITTLE PONYYYYY
Hollykit: *poofs out of nowhere* I USED TO WONDER WHAT FRIENDSHIP COULD BEEEEEEEEE
Lionkit: *also poofs out of nowhere* TAKE ADVENTURE TONS OF FUN A BEAUTIFUL HEART FAITHFUL AND STRONG AND MAGIC MAKES IT ALL COMPLETE YAY! :D
Leafpool: Are these my kits?
Bluestar: Yes. They hold the magic of friendship in their paws.
Jaykit: I hate MLP!
Bluestar: Okay, just for that, you're gonna be blind for your whole life! *makes Jaykit blind*
Jaykit: Aw, mousedung.
What REALLY happened between Tigerclaw and Ravenpaw!
Ravenpaw: I saw what you did
Tigerclaw: Oh really?
Ravenpaw: Yeah, and when I tell Bluestar, she's gonna be ticked off at yoooooou >:D
Tigerclaw: No! *pounces on Ravenpaw* You better NOT tell Bluestar...
...
...
that I ate the last cup of pudding!
Ravenpaw: Actually, I was gonna tell her about Redtail's death... but the pudding thing works too!
Tigerclaw: If you tell her about the pudding, you DIE. Okay?
Ravenpaw: Okay.
~~~
Ravenpaw: BLUESTAR, TIGERCLAW ATE--
Tigerclaw: *glares*
Bluestar: What is it you want to say, Ravenpaw? Tigerclaw ate what?
Ravenpaw: Tigerclaw, um.... he... HE ATE REDTAIL!
Bluestar: That's nice, sweetie
What REALLY happened between Ashfur and Hollyleaf!
Hollyleaf: *making out with Fallen Leaves*
Fallen Leaves: *making out with Hollyleaf*
Ashfur: *recording* This is going on CatTube and I'm gonna give everybody the URL at this Gathering! xD
Hollyleaf: No! *kills Ashfur*
*at the Gathering*
Hollyleaf: ...GUYS CHECK OUT THIS VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH FALLEN LEAVES LOL *shows everyone the video*
Firestar: No cat should ever have to see this O__o
Jayfeather: I'M BLIND
Lionblaze: You're already blind, Jay
Jayfeather: Oh yeah...
Ashfur's Spirit: IF YOU WERE GONNA SHOW THEM ANYWAY, WHAT WAS THE POINT OF KILLING ME?!
Hollyleaf: Oh, I just needed to make an excuse to kill ya. I hate your guts, bro.
Everybody: ....
Hollyleaf: *continues making out with Fallen Leaves*
Everybody: I'M BLIND AND I JUST FORGOT EVERYTHING THAT ASHFUR AND HOLLYLEAF JUST SAID!
Uh... yeah...
So that's the true story of what happened in the Warriors series! Yes, Erin Hunter has been lying to you...
*Not really. Never take anything I say seriously*
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FanficHi! I'm gonna be doing Warrior spoofs and stuff! It's gonna be very random, so if you like randomness, read this! Here, have a cupcake! *throws a cupcake at you* Squirrelflight: MY CUPCAKE *takes the cupcake* No, this cupcake is for the readers! *ta...
