Roseheart: WHEEEEEEE *bouncing around camp*
Dustpelt: *face-paw* Sometimes I wonder how she even became a warrior -__-
Roseheart: Oh, it was tough! I almost failed! :D
Dustpelt: Really? Tell me the story
Graystripe: YEAH TELL US WHEEEE 8D
Roseheart: Okay! :D
FLASHBACK
Rosepaw: Hollyleaf, can I have my warriors assessment now?
Hollyleaf: No.
Rosepaw: Please?
Hollyleaf: No.
Rosepaw: How about now? :D
Hollyleaf: .... No.
Rosepaw: Now? :D
Hollyleaf: NO! >:(
Rosepaw: ...Now?
Hollyleaf: FINE! Dx
Rosepaw: YAY!
Hollyleaf: Okay, so, go... catch an owl.
Rosepaw: Okay! *runs off into forest*
Owl: *sitting on the ground, le minding its own business*
Rosepaw: Ooh! Wild Hoothoot appeared! GO GEODUDE! *throws a rock at the owl*
Rock: ...*does nothing*
Owl: *startled by Rosepaw's shouting and the rock, flying away*
Rosepaw: Oh fudge! POKE BALL, GO! *throws a Poke Ball at the owl*
Pokeball: *rocks once*
...*rocks twice*
......*rocks three times*
........*CLICK!*
Gotcha! OWL was caught!
Rosepaw: YAY! *runs back to Hollyleaf* Hollyleaf I did what you said I caught the owl SEE? *opens the Poke Ball and the owl comes out*
Owl: Hoot-hoot!
Rosepaw: See? Can I be a warrior now? :D
Hollyleaf: ...No. -__-
Rosepaw: Why not? D:
Hollyleaf: Because you cheated! You used a MASTER BALL! >:( *slaps the master ball out of Rosepaw's paw*
Rosepaw: Dang it >:( I BLAME YOU, HOOTHOOT
Owl: ...Hoot.
Rock: *hops over to Rosepaw* Geodude!
Hollyleaf: WHAT THE FUDGE WHAT'S THAT ROCK DOING IT TALKS OH MY GOSH AAAAH!!! D'x
Rosepaw: ...So can I be a warrior now?
Hollyleaf: YEAH SURE WHATEVER JUST GET THAT ROCK AWAY FROM MEEE
Rosepaw: Okay! Geodude, return! *puts the rock in a Poke Ball*
BACK TO THE PRESENT
Dustpelt: ...Really? -___-
Roseheart: Yep! :D
Dustpelt: Hollyleaf was your mentor?
Roseheart: Yep! :D
Graystripe: So, Hollyleaf is afraid of Geodudes.... >:3 ROSEHEART, WANNA GO PRANK HOLLYLEAF? :D
Roseheart: YEP! >:D
Rock: Geo-dude! >:D
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FanfictionHi! I'm gonna be doing Warrior spoofs and stuff! It's gonna be very random, so if you like randomness, read this! Here, have a cupcake! *throws a cupcake at you* Squirrelflight: MY CUPCAKE *takes the cupcake* No, this cupcake is for the readers! *ta...
