Roseflight: Yus, it's Meowoween! The best day of the year for screaming randomly! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Jayfeather: How much catmint did you take?
Roseflight: ALL OF IT! BURRITO BURRITO TACO IS MY ASIA JACKAL ALCLKDSATHJALKET HOTEL HATCH DOT NFL TBS WHEEEEEEE!!!
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Firestar: So, all you have to do is dress up, invade other Clans' teritory, and scream, and you get candy?
Roseflight: Yep! :D
The other Clan leaders: Seems legit
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Brokenstar: *singing Jack's Lament* I have seen grown men let out a shriek!
Tigerstar: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Brokenstar: You're such a kit -__-
Tigerstar: D:
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*Everybody is at a Meowoween Gathering*
Firestar: I dressed up as a bacon strip :3
Leopardstar: I dressed up as a leopard
Blackstar: I dressed up as a fully-black cat, so for once, my name won't confuse everybody
Onestar: I dressed up as Justin BEAVER!
Tigerstar: OH YUS I LOVE HIM
Firestar: Justin's a beaver, and a tom. And you're a cat, also a tom. IT'S JUST WRONG, MAN!
Jayfeather: What's a man?
Roseflight: I DRESSED UP AS A BANANA AND I HAVE A SPOON THAT ALSO DRESSED UP AS A BANANA! :D *shows her brown and yellow spoon* You shall be a banana baby and I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my baby banana Squishy <3
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Hollyleaf: *dressed as a sharpie* *goes to ShadowClan camp* Give me candy or die! :3
Roseflight: You said it wrong
Hollyleaf: Fine. Trick or treat. That's not as fun to say :(
Roseflight: You're right. But you know what's even MORE fun to say?
Both: GIVE ME CANDY OR DIE, SUCKERS!!!
Blackstar: If I give you candy, will you shut up and leave?
Roseflight: Sure! :D
Blackstar: Okay *dumps candy in their buckets*
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Jayfeather: *dressed as a stick* *in WindClan camp* ...Hi!
Lionblaze: *dressed as a lion* Do it like this, Jayfeather.
Lionblaze and Roseflight: GIVE ME CANDY OR DIE, SUCKERS!!!
Deadfoot: *gives them all candy*
Roseflight: SWEET! :D
Jayfeather: I thought you were dead, Deadfoot?
Deadfoot: I got revived because this holiday is cool. I'm a zombie, see? :D
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Everybody: *in RiverClan camp* GIVE ME CANDY OR DIE, SUCKERS!!!
Mistyfoot: *dressed as a princess* *gives everybody candy*
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Roseflight: This was an awesome night! I got Hershey's, and Skittles, and M&M's, and Twix, and Kit-Cat's, and SO MANY COOKIES AND SPOONS <3 I LOVE MEOWOWEEN
Happy Meowoween, guys! :D
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