One night, in AwesomeClan camp...
Moonpaw: *asleep in le apprentice den*
*A silver she-cat with ice-blue eyes sneaks up*
Cat: hehehehe... >:3
Moonpaw: zzz
Cat: *lights bomb*
Apprentice Den: *KABLOW!*
Moonpaw: *wakes up* O.O *is flying* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! *falls into a tree*
The next morning...
Moonpaw: *running towards the leaders den* SILVERSTAR SILVERSTAR SILVERSTAR
Silverstar: WHAT WHAT WHAT
Moonpaw: THE APPRENTICE DEN THE APPRENTICE THEN THE APPRENTICE DEN
Silverstar: YES YES YES?
Moonpaw: IT IT IT--
Silverstar: Get on with it Moonpaw!
Moonpaw: The apprentice den asploded last night!
Silverstar: It did?
Moonpaw: Yeah!
Silverstar: Do you know why?
Moonpaw: No. I was just asleep in there, when suddenly, Kablow!
Silverstar: Kablow?
Moonpaw: Kablow!
Silverstar: Kablow?
Moonpaw: Kablow!
Silverstar: ...Kablow.
Moonpaw: Kablow!
Frostwhisker: Kablow?
Moonpaw: Kablow!
Dragonsoul: Kabob?
Bob: Moo!
Moonpaw: KABLOW!
Cat: Kablow indeed. >:3
Roseflight: WHO ARE YOU?
Hollyblaze: Her eyes are staring into my soul...o.o
Heathermouth: Reminds me of Hawkfrost o.o
Bob: o.o
Cat: Time to let it go!
Silverstar: Let what go?
Cat: The cookies!
Roseheart: Hm?
Cat: *turns on Let It Go* The forest glows white under the moon tonight
Not a cookie to be seen
A loner there is starving
And it looks like, it is me
The wind is howling like this hungry storm insiiiiide
Couldn't keep it in, StarClan knows I've tried
Don't let them in, don't let them see
Be the good cat you've always had to be
Conceal, don't feel, don't let them knoooow
Well now they know!
The cookies
The cookies
Can't hold it back anymore
The cookies
The cookiiiiiiies
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FanficHi! I'm gonna be doing Warrior spoofs and stuff! It's gonna be very random, so if you like randomness, read this! Here, have a cupcake! *throws a cupcake at you* Squirrelflight: MY CUPCAKE *takes the cupcake* No, this cupcake is for the readers! *ta...
