Silverstar: Okay, so they gave a signal with glitter, so let's give our own signal! :D ROSEBEARD, MAKE A SIGNAL
Roseheart: On it~! *burning band chairs* Mwahaha! >:D
ON ST00PIDCLAN'S SHIP
Burntpancake: Hey, Derpystar! The ship's giving us a signal!
Herbderp: They must be traders! Let's talk to 'em :3
Derpystar: Okay! Everybody get behind me in case there's stuff stuffy stuffing.
Twitterpaw: o.o ...I can't even tweet about how little sense that made.
Derpystar: GET BEHIND ME
Everybody: *does so*
Derpystar: Okay! Kits, lower ze anchor!
Rainbowkit: Why do pirates make kits do all the work?
Linkkit: *shrug*
Baykit: I like it o3o
AND THUS ST00PIDCLAN CAME ON AWESOMECLAN'S SHIP TO TRADE N SHTUFF
Fuzzymouse: Hello, AwesomeClan! We come in peas!
Jellypaw: *spills cans of peas in front of him* :3
Twitterpaw: Tweeting it
Ravenclaw: Pinning it
Frostwhisker: So, considering you're a trading ship, you have stuff to tra--
Hollyblaze: TELL ME NOW. DO YOU HAVE GOLD?!?!!?
Bob: Moo! *holds Hollyblaze back*
Hollyblaze: *trying to get free* GOLD GOLD GOOOOOOOOOOOOLD!!!!!!!!
Roseflight: I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING
Everyone: Yeah?
Roseflight: Bob's male, right?
Everyone: Yeah
Roseflight: And he's a cow, right?
Everyone: Yeah
Roseflight: So Bob should be a BULL!
Bob: Moo D: *turns into a bull*
Roseflight: YAY I fixed logic!
Shaggyfur: Oh dear
Duckbee: And if she's fixing logic...
Roseflight: Since we have burning band chairs on our ship, it should be on fire too! :D
Ship: *on fire*
Heathermouth: STOP FIXING LOGIC
Roseflight: ....Whoops.
Ship: *rapidly burning down*
Fireblaze: THIS SHIP IS ON FIYAAAAAAAAAAH
THIS SHIP IS ON FIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Oddjaw: The shrews are burning the ship down!!! D:
Dragonsoul: *slaps Oddjaw with a fish* THERE BE-ETH NO SHREWS. I AM A PIRATE AND I ATE THE SPARROW NAMED JACK. CANNONBALL! *jumps off the ship into the water*
Derpystar: WHEE! *jumps along with Dragonsoul*
Sparkspeed: Um...
Dewfluff: What do you do when your friend jumps off a burning ship?
Frozenpaw: Jump off too?
Everybody: CANNONBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL!!!!!!! *leaps into the water in a line fancy swimmer style*
Q&C: What do you think will happen to our piratey friends? >:3
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