Roseflight: Yus! Been partying hard for all this time, I guess it's time to post the 50th spoof!
Moopaw: FOURTH WALL
Roseflight: Sorry.
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Heathermouth: You know what would be epic? If we could like, look at the best moments we've had.
*a black she-cat with golden stripes comes in*: Hallo!
Dragonsoul: Who are you?
Roseflight: YOU'RE PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME
Cat: No... I'm Hollyblaze...
Roseflight: I'm still calling you Peanut Butter Jelly Time though.
Hollyblaze: I guess that's fine.
Dragonsoul: Do you want me to do the initiation? *grabs a fish*
Hollyblaze: Maybe later. But I know how you can look at the best moments you've ever had! :D BEHOLD *holds up a tape* THE AWESOMENESS COMPILATION OF AWESOMENESS! :D
Fireblaze: AWESOME! :D
Lionfluffeh: Both of you stole my suffix! D:
Shaggyfur: Shush it, fluff.
Lionfluffeh: :(
Frostwhisker: Well let's watch the thing!
Hollyblaze: OKAY *inserts it into a VCR* Why do you guys have a VCR?
Roseflight: Dunno.
~~~ Any words that appear in italics are words that appear "on-screen"~~~
THE AWESOMENESS COMPILATION OF AWESOMENESS
Roseflight, once known as Roseheart, had a plan.
That plan involved spoons and awesomness.
It started when she and her sister Heathermouth met the awesome cat known as Sparkspeed
Sparkspeed: YOU'RE AWESOME! :D
Roseflight: You're not bad yourself, cat!
Sparkspeed: Call me Sparkspeed! :3
Roseflight: Awesome name! I'm Roseflight
Sparkspeed: You're awesome too!
Both: BESTIES
Roseflight knew that this cat known as Sparkspeed would be totally awesome. But that didn't stop there...
The next day, or at least the next spoof, an old friend, Moonpaw, had joined her adventures.
Roseflight: So this is Heathermouth and Sparkspeed! You two, this is Moonpaw.
Heathermouth: Hai! :3
Sparkspeed: Ohai there! :D
Moonpaw: Hello. :D
Roseflight: WANNA FREEZE FRAME?
Everybody: YEAH!
*after their attempt and failiure*
Roseflight: AWESOMENESS :D
The four of them decided to do a talent show. During said talent show, they met Frostwhisker, the love of Roseflight's life...
Roseflight: Hai, purrty deaf cat
Frostwhisker: Hai, and I can hear just fine :3
Roseflight: You're kewl
Frostwhisker: I know
Roseflight: ♥
And a couple days later, Shaggyfur, whom Roseflight had known for a while, joined the awesomeness.
Shaggyfur: Derp *holds a spoon*
Roseflight: SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON *runs into Shaggyfur*
Shaggyfur: Spoons rule!
Roseflight: Yeah! :D
And some time later, they invented the Roseflight Club of Awesome.
Some cats proved to be too unkewl to join...
Tigerstar: Never become a Tiggypoo. :(
Some were too freaked out by their awesomeness...
Ravenpaw: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!! *throws a chair at Roseflight and runs away*
Roseflight: Spoons!
Only the awesomest, randomness cats... or dragons... could survive.
Dragonsoul: I ROCK, FISH-SLAP *slaps Roseflight with a fish*
Roseflight: YOU ROCK :D
Fireblaze: I'm derpy and awesome B)
Moonpaw: Welcome to the club!
And through all their pranks, catmint-highs, and et cetera...
They remain the awesomest kittehs ever.
THE END
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Moonpaw: THAT WAS AWESOME :D
Dragonsoul: WE'RE AWESOME
Hollyblaze: YES YOU ARE
Roseflight: I can't believe we went through all this together! *hugs Frostwhisker*
Shaggyfur: We're the epicalest cats in the world!
Hollyblaze: We could make our own Clan if we wanted to!
Frostwhisker: *still being hugged* Let's do that!
Derpystar: Or you can join St00pidClan :3
Dragonsoul: NO *fish-slaps Derpystar*
Now I'm gonna start doing this thing called Q&C, or Question & Comment. So you can comment and I can see your opinions and stuff. Or I might give you a little quiz of sorts. Like this:
TODAY'S Q&C: While writing this, I made a typo. But that typo was so hilarious, I kept it in. Can you find the typo? Hint: The typo is in one of the character's names.
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