*Le Spottedleaf is visiting Firestar in a dream*
Firestar: For the last time, Spottedleaf, I DON'T LOVE YOU ANYMORE!!!
Spottedleaf: But I love you! D:
Firestar: Too flipping bad! >:C
Spottedleaf: Okay then, I'll just have to K-curse your whole Clan then
Firestar: K-curse? What do you mean by thatkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
*Firestar wakes up*
Firestar: Kk. Kkkkkk (TRANSLATION: Whew, it was just a dream) *realizes he's speaking in K's* KK!!! kkk?!! kkk kkk k k k!!!! (What the foxdung?! I'm speaking in K's!)
Graystripe: *running toward Firestar* Kkk kkk kk!!!! kkk!!! (Firestar, help! I can't stop K-ing!)
Firestar: KK!!!! (AAAAAAH!!!!!!) *gets on the High Rock* KKKK!!! KK kkk k k!! (Cats gather, now! It's an emergency!)
Jayfeather: Kkk? (What did he just say?)
Lionblaze: K (I dunno)
Firestar: *facepaw* KKKKKKK!!!!!! (This is HOPELESS!)
Hollyleaf: Kk (I know)
Firestar: Kkk kkk kk!? (You can understand what I'm saying?)
Hollyleaf: Kkk kkkk kk (I've taken lessons on the K language)
Firestar: kk! :D (Me too!)
Roseflight: Kk, k! (Me too! YAY!)
Firestar: Kkkkkk kkk! (We have to stop this curse!)
Roseflight: K? (How?)
Firestar: ...kK! (I got it!) kkk (BRB)
Hollyleaf: K (K)
AT THE MOONPOOL
Firestar: KKK!!! (Spottedleaf!!!)
Spottedleaf: Yes? :3
Firestar: K... KKK!! (Um, I love you!)
Spottedleaf: Huh?
Firestar: Kkk kk k! (I said I love you!)
Spottedleaf: I can't understand you, you're speaking gibberish
Firestar: Kk kKk kk!!! (You idiot! You MADE me do this!) Dx
Tallstar: He's crazy
Firestar: *facepaw*
BACK AT CAMP
Roseflight: Kkk k? (Did it work?)
Firestar: k :( (No.)
Roseflight: RAAAAAAGE MOOOOOOOODE!!!! *throws a thousand trees into StarClan*
Spottedleaf: *shot down by a tree* ...Ow. :/
Firestar: You didn't speak in K! :O
Lionblaze: Roseflight saved us! *hugs Roseflight*
Roseflight: <3
Hollyleaf: Now all we have to do is get rid of the Feather curse
Lionblaze: Feather curse?
MEANWHILE
Crowfeather: My first crush's name was FEATHERtail, my name's CrowFEATHER, my son's name is JayFEATHER, and now in Bramblestar's Storm I have an apprentice called FEATHERpaw!!! WHEN WILL THE FEATHER-NESS END?!!?!
Random Bird Feather: *falls onto Crowfeather*
Crowfeather: AAAAAAH!!!
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