EPIC WARRIOR RANDOMNESS & SPOOFS YAY

ECC 3: Frozenpaw is ELSA?

*voices are muttering in the background*

Hollyblaze: Hey, whazzat?

Roseflight: Ihaz no idea.

Frostwhisker: As deputy, I say we go on patrol and check it out.

Roseflight: Good idea.

Nyankitten: Nyan.

*they go through some bushes. They can't see the voice-makers, yet, but they can hear their words clearer*

???: Great StarClan, it feels good to talk to you again.

?????: Wait, what? StarClan?

???: Nevermind. So, how's it like in Arendelle?

?????: Oh, things are okay. What's the lake like?

???: Pretty good. I met this awesome group of cats who took me in, and they give me free spoons and chocolate cookies!

?????: Cookies?

???: Yeah!

Moonpaw: *peeks her head out of the bushes* I see who it is! It's... OMG... Sweet mother of StarClan's homemade peanut brittle o.o

Fireblaze: What does that mean?

Moonpaw: No idea. See for yourself *The others come out of the bushes*

Roseflight: SWEET MOTHER OF STARCLAN'S HOMEMADE PEANUT BRITTLE!!!!

???: o.o Oh, it's you guys...

Silverstar: Elsa?! 

Elsa: Oh, um, hi... *she is holding a tablet, Skype-ing her sister*

Anna: Oh, are these friends of yours? :3

Shaggyfur: :O You're real...

Anna: Yeah, why wouldn't I be real?

Roseflight: Since when do Twolegs understand catspeak?

Dragonsoul: Just go with it.

Elsa: Okay, I guess I should tell you guys. I... am Frozenpaw.

Moonpaw: Yeah *rolls eyes* And I'm Batman

Anna: You're Batman?

Moonpaw: No.

Elsa: No guys, really

Silverstar: Give us proof, Twoleg.

Elsa: Okay. *le magically turns into a cat*

Anna: :O You never told me you could do that!

Frozenpaw: I had to keep a lot of secrets from you

Hollyblaze: I know. I watched your movie. You two were SO adorable as kits!

Anna: Thanks. x3

Roseflight: Hey, Silverstar! If/When she becomes a warrior, she can be Frozenheart! :D

Frozenpaw: :/

Anna: Um, yeah :/

Roseflight: Well I never watched the movie!

Everybody: WHAT?

Roseflight: Um o.o *draws an Anti-Insult Circle around herself*

Frozenpaw: *accidentally freezes the circle* Oh, sorry.

Roseflight: Sokay

Nyankitten: Nyanyanya! *le flying around*

Frozenpaw: Oh no! *freezes Nyankitten*

Roseflight: Great! Now I have to heat her up in the toaster all over again! *carries Nyankitten off*

Nyankitten: Nyan :(

Frozenpaw: The cold never bothered me anyway *gets out a bomb*

*KABLOW!* 

Anna: *still on le Skype* Elsa? ....Hellooooo? ... Do you wanna build a snow-Nyan? .........

NEXT SPOOF IN THE COUNTDOWN: HOME ALONE: WARRIORS STYLE 

Q&C: Have you had enough with the Frozen references yet? xD

And also, did I do a good job with this, despite having never actually watched the movie? :/ doubt it