Moon: *full*
Moonpaw: Um... *her pelt turns white and her eyes turn the same shade of white*
Lionblaze: GREAT STARCLAN'S MOTHER OF KITS, MOONPAW'S A ZOMBIE!!!
Blossomfall: No, mouse-brain. Her pelt's completely white, so she's a ghost.
Lionblaze: But she's not dead, so that means she's UNdead.
Sparkspeed: You're both wrong! She's a werewolf!
Roseflight: OH MY GOSH MY FRIEND IS A ZOMBOSTEREWOLF!!!
Moonpaw: It's just something that happens on the full moon. And the eye thing happens on half-moons too. Other than that, it doesn't really have an affect on me...
Sparkspeed: *jumps in a pool of white paint* Rawr, look at me!
Moonpaw: xD
Roseflight: Cool! *also jumps in the pool*
Jayfeather: Is anybody going to question where Sparkspeed got a pool of white paint...?
Roseflight: WAIT! You shouldn't know that there's a pool, OR the paint is white, because nobody told you...
Moonpaw: JAYFEATHER CAN SEE AND EVERYBODY'S LIFE IS STILL A LIE!
Jayfeather: Fox-dung! *runs multiple times into a tree*
Roseflight: You know you can see that tree, Jayfeather.
Jayfeather: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!
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FanficHi! I'm gonna be doing Warrior spoofs and stuff! It's gonna be very random, so if you like randomness, read this! Here, have a cupcake! *throws a cupcake at you* Squirrelflight: MY CUPCAKE *takes the cupcake* No, this cupcake is for the readers! *ta...
