Jayfeather: I LOVE MY STICK I LOVE MY STICK :D
Hollyblaze: *fish-slaps him across the face* NO STUPID I LOVE YOU
Jayfeather: No, I love my stick!
Half Moon: Well you SHOULD, love ME!
Cinderheart: Get away gurl, he's MINE!
Briarlight: No, he belongs to ME!
Jayfeather: NO. MY LOYALTY BELONGS TO MY STICK. *runs into the sunset*
JAYXSTICK LOVEY STUFF MONTAGE (play "I Wanna Know What Love Is" in the background or something)
Jayfeather: *goes down a slide with stick*
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Jayfeather: *plays leapfrog with stick* *jumps over stick* ... *goes under stick* *jumps back over*
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Jayfeather: *uses stick to give a monkey a shower* Can you get the soap?
Stick: *grabs the soap somehow don't question my logic*
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Jayfeather: *does jumping jacks while holding stick* *don't ask how this is romantic* *don't ask how any of this stuff is romantic*
END OF MONTAGE (you can turn off the music now)
Jayfeather: STIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!!!!!!!! :D *it rains sticks* *spins while facing the sky as camera zooms out*
TODAY'S VIEWER SPOOFER: @Eveningsuns!
Q&C: Do you ship JayXStick?
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