Awesome Cats Spy on St00pidClan Part 3 - The Attack

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Herbderp: *slowly inching towards the prisoners with deathberries*

Shaggyfur: You guys know the plan?

Other spies: *nod*

Berrynose: WAAAAAAAAAH I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIIIIE

Jayfeather: Actually, you're at a decent age to die. So die. Please.

Bob: ...

Dragonsoul: CANNONBAAAAAAAAAAAALL!!! *turns into a dragon and slams into Herbderp*

Herbderp: Nuuu what was that for?!

Fireblaze: *races into St00pidClan camp* THIS GIRL IS ON FIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Oddjaw: IT'S THE SHREWS!!! Dx

Burntpancake: That's a cat, and a dragon. Not a shrwe.

Oddjaw: Oh.

Hollyblaze: *throws a shrew into the camp*

Oddjaw: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO--

Hollyblaze: *shoves poppy seeds down Oddjaw's throat*

Oddjaw: zzzzzzz

Roseflight: Go ahead, Nyankitten!

Nyankitten: NYANYANYANYANYANYANYA *flies around blinding the St00pidClan cats with rainbows

Linkkit: o.o Hya! *trying to catch Nyankitten with a jar thinking she's a Fairy*

Moonpaw: Boop. *knocks Linkkit over*

Linkkit: D:

Derpystar: We gotta stop this invasion!

Frostwhisker and Sparkspeed: NEVERRRRRRRRRR *shoves a jelly donut down Derpystar's throat*

Roseflight: NAAAAAAAAAAAANTS INGONYAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BAGITHI BABA *holds up Lionfluffeh*

Lionfluffeh: RAWR! *holds up a lazer gun* LET THE PRISONERS GO OR I SHOOT

Burntpancake: NO!

Lionfluffeh: I HAS A LASER AND I HAS NO IDEA HOW TO USE IT :D

Shaggyfur: *jumps down from the trees* WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *lands on Bob* Now Bob... WHAT ARE YOU?!?!!

Bob: Mooo!!!

Derpystar: Bob's A COW? o__o

Bob: Moo! :D

Peanutpaw: *takes the laser from Lionfluffeh and puts deathberry juice in it* Leave now! Or else... >:3

Sparkspeed: NUUUUUUUU

*a silver she-cat with blue eyes falls in*: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! *crushes Derpystar*

Peanutpaw: *drops the gun* Nuuuuuuuuu!

Derpystar: x__x *loses a life*

Burntpancake: RETREAT, ST00PIDCLAN, RETREAT!!!!

St00pidClan: *gets the heck out of there*

Jayfeather: FREEEEEDOOOOOOOM!!! *runs off*

Berrynose: Wait for mee! *runs off*

Bob: o3o Moo. *just sits there*

Roseflight: You saved us, cat! :D

Cat: Call me Silverstar. :3

Shaggyfur: Wow, a leader! Of what Clan?

Silverstar: No Clan. But I wanna be leader of one... :3

Heathermouth: Well, we're gonna make a Clan. You can be our leader!

Silverstar: Great! Let's call it AwesomeClan!

Roseflight: Perfect! :D

Q&C: Wasn't that the MOST EPIC AMBUSH EVER? >:D

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