Blackstar: *at a Gathering* CATS OF ALL CLANS, I HAVE A CONFESSION TO MAKE...
I am a polydactyl!
Tawnypelt: OMG BLACKSTAR'S A PTERODACTYL
Blackstar: No, a POLYdactyl!!
Tigerheart: My great leader of awesomeness is a DINOSAUR
Roseflight: *running around pretending she's flying* Rawr, I'm a pterodactyl too!
Blackstar: STOP!!!
*everything freezes*
Blackstar: I said I'm a POLYDACTYL. That just means that I have six toes.
Firestar: Ew you're gross. *walks off*
Blackstar: But--
Tawnypelt: I liked you better when I thought you were a dinosaur... *also walks off*
*everybody leaves*
Blackstar: Oh... *looks at a rock* At least you didn't leave me... c:
Rock: GEODUDE
Roseflight: *comes back* Come on, Geodude, let's get away from the weird leader *brings the rock with her*
Blackstar: SOME FRIEND YOU WERE, ROCK!
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FanfictionHi! I'm gonna be doing Warrior spoofs and stuff! It's gonna be very random, so if you like randomness, read this! Here, have a cupcake! *throws a cupcake at you* Squirrelflight: MY CUPCAKE *takes the cupcake* No, this cupcake is for the readers! *ta...
