A gray she-cat with long fur: Derp. :3 *holds up a spoon*
Roseflight: SPOOOOOOOOOON *crashes into the she-cat*
She-cat: Ha, I knew you'd come if I had a spoon! xD
Roseflight: SHAGGYFUR. HAAAAAAIIIII :D Wanna host the Warriors Has Talent show with me? :D Ravenpaw kinda... quit...
FLASHBACK
Ravenpaw: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!! *throws a chair at Roseflight and runs away*
Roseflight: Spoons!
BACK TO THE PRESENT
Shaggyfur: Sure! :D
WARRIORS HAS TALENT
Shaggyfur: Welcome, kittehs. Time to see who was eliminated...
Roseflight: Please be Lionblaze, please be Lionblaze...
Heathermouth: LEOPARDSTAR! :D
Roseflight: DIDN'T YOU PEOPLE HEAR ME SAY "VOTE FOR LIONBLAZE"? AAAAH!
Leopardstar: *explodes*
Shaggyfur: Let's start with Breezepelt.
Breezepelt: *does the Harlem Shake*
Heathermouth: ... And that, guys, is what happens when you do the Harlem Shake by yourself. Squirrelflight, you're next.
Squirrelflight: I didn't have time to choose a song to sing so I'm gonna fall on my face. *falls on her face*
Roseflight: Okay... Now let's do... Lionblaze... *growls*
Lionblaze: COMEDY! Okay guys, what do you call a goldfish that went bankrupt?
A bronze fish! :D
...So, these two guys walk into a bar...
And the third one was a duck. :3
Roseflight: May I do a joke?
Lionblaze: Um, sure...
Roseflight: What happens when a lion breaks a rose's heart and loves a cinder heart instead?
Lionblaze: ...What?
Roseflight: The lion IS SET ABLAZE! *sets Lionblaze on fire*
Lionblaze: ... I'm invincible, y'know. :3
Roseflight: DANG IT!
Shaggyfur: NEXT!
Cinderheart: *turns into... oh, you know the drill by now!* NYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYA--
Heathermouth: Is there ANYTHING you can do besides turn into Nyan Cat?!
Cinderheart: Nope!
Heathermouth: GET OUT!
Cinderheart: Okay
Roseflight: Let's hope Firestar, Graystripe, and Tigerstar have something good to do...
Firestar and Graystripe: DO YOU LIKE WAFFLES?
Tigerstar: No.
Firestar and Graystripe: DO YOU LIKE PANCAKES?
Tigerstar: No.
Firestar and Graystripe: DO YOU LIKE FRENCH TOAST?
Tigerstar: No.
Firestar and Graystripe: DOOT DOOT DO-DOOT CAN'T WAIT TO GET A MOUTHFUL
WAFFLES!
WAFFLES!
WAFFLES!
DOOT DOOT DO-DOOT CAN'T WAIT TO GET A MOUTHFUL
DO YOU LIKE WAFFLES?
Tigerstar: No.
Firestar and Graystripe: DO YOU LIKE PANCAKES?
Tigerstar: No.
Firestar and Graystripe: DO YOU LIKE FRENCH TOAST?
Tigerstar: No.
Firestar and Graystripe: DOOT DOOT DO-DOOT CAN'T WAIT TO GET A MOUTHFUL
Roseflight: Best performance of the day! *claps*
Shaggyfur: Now Dustpelt's turn.
Dustpelt: *is holding a container of dust* :D
Shaggyfur: What's that? A bucket of soil?
Heathermouth: No, it's obviously a can of earth.
Roseflight: It looks like a pot of filth to me.
Dustpelt: I GOT A JAR OF DIRT
I GOT A JAR OF DIRT
I GOT A JAR OF DIRT
AND GUESS WHAT'S INSIDE IT?
I GOT A JAR OF DIRT
I GOT A JAR OF DIRT
I GOT A JAR OF DIRT
AND GUESS WHAT'S INSIDE IT?
*dances*
Shaggyfur: :D
Heathermouth: The contestants:
BREEZEPELT
SQUIRRELFLIGHT
LIONBLAZE
CINDERHEART
FIRESTAR, GRAYSTRIPE, AND TIGERSTAR
DUSTPELT
You can only eliminate one cat.
Roseflight: VOTE LIONBLAZE THIS TIME, GUYS!
Shaggyfur: See ya next time! :D
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EPIC WARRIOR RANDOMNESS & SPOOFS YAY
FanficHi! I'm gonna be doing Warrior spoofs and stuff! It's gonna be very random, so if you like randomness, read this! Here, have a cupcake! *throws a cupcake at you* Squirrelflight: MY CUPCAKE *takes the cupcake* No, this cupcake is for the readers! *ta...
