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Super Roseh-o World: Desert Stage

Jewelsky: Now that we beat the tutorial level, it is time for us to go to the 砂漠 level! :D

Nightfrost: The what?

Jewelsky: I said desert

Nightfrost: Oh :P It sounded like "sabaku" or something

Roseblossom: She has a tendency to randomly say stuff in Japanese

Jewelsky: Japanese is superior over English and makes sense phonetically and is 素敵

Roseblossom: Translate

Jewelsky: "Lovely". Anyways, ON TO THE DESERT LEVEL~ *they all enter the level*

*IN LE LEVEL*

Jewelsky: Okay, so. First thing I should mention is that there are gonna be sandstorms, and they shall be slightly annoying, but it won't be too bad.

Roseflight: Yus ma'am

Jewelsky: Second of all, most of the enemies that we're gonna be encountering will be Pokeys. Pokeys do two things. 1: They take parts of their own body and throw them at you. They're covered in spikes, so avoid them. And 2: *giggle*...They move slow.

Roseflight: ALL ABOARD THE OBSCURE-YOUTUBE-REFERENCE-THAT-NOBODY-GETS EXPRESS! *runs around* CHOOCHOOOOOOO! *is picked up by a sandstorm* Crud :P

Cometsong: I'm gonna dig and avoid the sandstorms. *tries to dig, fails* *is hit by an enemy without noticing* *dies&dies*

Nightfrost: Hey guys, look! *hits a ? block and gets star powerups*

*everybody gets a powerup* *the star music plays for everyone except Roseh, who has the invincible candy music from Kirby*

Pokeys: *throwing body segments at everybody*

Sherbetfluff: Mwahaha! In this form, I am completely immune to your poke-y bodies! *power-up immediately wears off* *dies*

Roseflight: AWW LOOK AT THAT TINY POKEY *finds a Pokey with only two body segments* IT'S ADORABLE *runs up to it*

Everyone else: *advances through the level*

Roseflight: Aww you're so cute but you shouldn't be trying to walk like a human. You'd move a lot faster if you walked like a caterpillar *puts the Pokey on all fours.. or all....however many legs*

Pokey: *still moving slow, but a lot more adorably* :3

Roseflight: Aw you're such a cute pokeyy... You're such a cute, slow-moving Pokey... You don't need to move faster to make me love you, cuz I already do. You shall be my pet Pokey. I'll call you Spoonpokey. You rock, Spoonpokey

Pokey: :D

Jewelsky: ROSEH HURRY UP

Roseflight: NO! I WANNA STAY HERE FOREVER WITH MY ADORABLE SPOONPOKEY ;~;

Jewelsky: WELL HOW ABOUT YOU "MOVE FASTER" AND GET OVER HERE?

Roseflight: NO

Jewelsky: FINE *goes in the pipe*

*the screen goes black*

Roseflight: I'LL NEVER FORGET YOU, SPOONPOKEYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!

*everybody gets on the top of the flag*

Wiigaming: I wonder why the Pokeys are so slow...

Cometsong: Because they're slowpokes and it's in the name

Roseflight: Because they can't move faster

Jewelsky: Yes.

Roseflight: So what's the next level?

Jewelsky: You're making the Q&C's answer, aren't ya?

Roseflight: Oh yeah! *pulls up the Q&C*

Q&C: What type of level shall be done next? Yoshi, ice, sky, water, or something else that I forgot?

(And do you get the reference I was trying to make? Probably not. Only Jules and I know the things we reference :( )