Roseflight: Hey Moonpaw, did you know Yellowfang named Brokenstar after his broken tail?
Moonpaw: No, she named him after her broken heart when she gave him away.
Yellowfang: *appears out of nowhere* You are both wrong.
Roseflight and Moonpaw: Huh?
Yellowfang: I named him after his broken sanity.
Brokenstar: MWAHAHA I'M A FLYING HAMSTER *turns into a burrito*
Yellowfang: Uh...
Brokenstar: *explodes*
Moonpaw: He's weird
Yellowfang: I know
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EPIC WARRIOR RANDOMNESS & SPOOFS YAY
FanfictionHi! I'm gonna be doing Warrior spoofs and stuff! It's gonna be very random, so if you like randomness, read this! Here, have a cupcake! *throws a cupcake at you* Squirrelflight: MY CUPCAKE *takes the cupcake* No, this cupcake is for the readers! *ta...
