Roseflight: *runs into the level* AW YEAH! FIRST STAGE! IMMA ROCK THIS! I'M THE NINTENDO EXPERT *gets killed by the first Goomba*
Jewelsky: And what Nintendo games have you actually played aside from Pokemon?
Roseflight: *goes through the death animation*
Jewelsky: Exactly.
*Roseflight comes back in a bubble*
Roseflight: Meh. Not popping :P
Jewelsky: Wait a second... Roseh can you die again? *pops the bubble*
Roseflight: Uhh... sure...? *walks into the Goomba again* *the death animation and music is from Kirby*
Jewelsky: Why does it play the KIRBY music for you?
Roseflight: This is the world of obsession phases. I'm obsessed with Kirby. Kirby's soundtrack is epic.
Jewelsky: *defies logic and shrugs* Meh, that makes sense. Anyways, *jumps on the Goomba* ON THROUGH THE LEVEL~
*the group derps through part of the level*
Roseflight: So, Comet, what made you decide to be Toad?
Cometsong: Well, there aren't that many epical characters :P You took Daisy, Peach isn't all that great, Jules took Rosalina, and there aren't any other princesses of note
Jewelsky: Princess Eclair ;~;
Roseflight: She doesn't exist
Jewelsky: Your face doesn't exist -.-
Roseflight: ...
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*is suddenly without a face* HOW COULD YOU TELL?! :O
Everyone else: o.o;
*A FEW MINUTES LATER*
*Roseflight has her face and the previous moment is never brought up again*
Sherbetfluff: Ohey a block. *stares at a ? block above her*
Jewelsky: Well then, break it. Maybe something interesting will happen.
Sherbetfluff: Okay! GIMME UNICORNS AND AWESOMENESS! *slams head into the block*
*one coin falls out*
Sherbetfluff: ...Okay then. I SHALL BUY ALL THE UNICORNS
Jewelsky: Actually, there isn't that much buying in these types of games. But you get a 1-Up every 100 coins, so that's a plus.
Roseflight: *is hitting one of those blocks that you hit repeatedly to get lots of coins* Only in the Mario world, CONCUSSIONS! FOR! CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH!!!!!!!!!!
*everyone derps around, killing Goombas and getting moneys*
Wiigaming: Guys...?
Roseflight: Yeah?
Wiigaming: Weren't we supposed to be, y'know, clearing the stage?
Jewelsky: *looks up at the top of the screen*
Timer: *30 seconds*
Roseflight: ...Well crud
Jewelsky: Guys hurry up get in the pipe!
Cometsong: *derps into the pipe*
*the screen goes black except for the pipe*
*they are at the last screen*
Roseflight: IMMA GET THE TOP OF THE FLAG
Nightfrost: OH NO YOU DOESNT
Jewelsky: I SHALL WIN
*they all jump...
and land on the bottom of the flag*
Cometsong: SURPRISE VICTORY! *gets top of flag*
Sherbetfluff and Wiigaming: *are mid-jump right before the flag* CURSE YOU, FLAG TIME LIMITS!
Cometsong, Jewelsky, and Nightfrost: *do the Mario victory dance*
Roseflight: *doing the Kirby dance* TAKE THAT, MARIO! MY DANCE HAD BOUNCING AND MOONWALKING! YOU! ARE! INFERIORRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!
Jewelsky: You're crazier than usual
Roseflight: I'm always this crazy. But most of the time it's about spoons. When the spoon is away... THE CRAZY SHALL PLAY!!!
Jewelsky: o.o; Okay then.
NOTE: Normally I would have Q&C's asking you what level should be done next. But it seems to be a trend in video games for the second world to always be a desert world, so that is what it shall be. Soyah
Q&C: Why pizza?
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