Roseflight: I LIKE SPOONS! *it starts raining spoons in ThunderClan camp*
Hollyleaf: REALLY, Roseflight? That's the fourth spoon shower we've had today!
Roseflight: Well the kits seem to like it.
Kit 1: I'M A MENTAL SPOON
Kit 2: I'M THE QUEEN OF SPOONS
Kit 3: I'M THE KING OF SPOONS AND THIS IS MY SPOON KINGDOM OF SPOONTOPIA *makes a castle out of the falling spoons*
Brambleclaw: You're obsessed with spoons -__-
Roseflight: Well, you never complain about Jayfeather and his stick!
Jayfeather: I LOVE MY STICK I LOVE MY STICK I LOVE MY STICK I LOVE MY STICK
Hollyleaf: Fox-dung! Now it's raining sticks too!
Brambleclaw: AND it's rubbing off on the kits!
Kit 4: I'M A MENTAL STICK
Kit 5: I'M THE QUEEN OF STICKS
Kit 6: I'M THE KING OF STICKS AND THIS IS MY STICK KINGDOM OF STICKTOPIA *makes a castle out of the falling sticks*
Kit 3: Rawr! You dare challenge us with your sticks?
Kit 4: Yeah!
Kit 6: STICKS RULE SPOONS DROOL *chanting*
Kits 4 and 5, and Jayfeather: *join kit 6 in chanting*
Roseflight: Grr! SPOONS RULE STICKS DROOL! *starts a chant with kits 1 - 3*
Jayfeahter: TEAM STICK RULES!
Roseflight: TEAM SPOON RULES!
Hollyleaf: Something tells me this is gonna end badly. -.-; *facepaw*
Roseflight: That's for us to find out NEXT CHAPTER!
Hollyleaf: Breaking the fourth wall is against the warrior code.
Roseflight: Sorry.
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EPIC WARRIOR RANDOMNESS & SPOOFS YAY
FanficHi! I'm gonna be doing Warrior spoofs and stuff! It's gonna be very random, so if you like randomness, read this! Here, have a cupcake! *throws a cupcake at you* Squirrelflight: MY CUPCAKE *takes the cupcake* No, this cupcake is for the readers! *ta...