Spoon-Stick Obsessions

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Roseflight: I LIKE SPOONS! *it starts raining spoons in ThunderClan camp*

Hollyleaf: REALLY, Roseflight? That's the fourth spoon shower we've had today!

Roseflight: Well the kits seem to like it.

Kit 1: I'M A MENTAL SPOON

Kit 2: I'M THE QUEEN OF SPOONS

Kit 3: I'M THE KING OF SPOONS AND THIS IS MY SPOON KINGDOM OF SPOONTOPIA *makes a castle out of the falling spoons*

Brambleclaw: You're obsessed with spoons -__-

Roseflight: Well, you never complain about Jayfeather and his stick!

Jayfeather: I LOVE MY STICK I LOVE MY STICK I LOVE MY STICK I LOVE MY STICK

Hollyleaf: Fox-dung! Now it's raining sticks too!

Brambleclaw: AND it's rubbing off on the kits!

Kit 4: I'M A MENTAL STICK

Kit 5: I'M THE QUEEN OF STICKS

Kit 6: I'M THE KING OF STICKS AND THIS IS MY STICK KINGDOM OF STICKTOPIA *makes a castle out of the falling sticks*

Kit 3: Rawr! You dare challenge us with your sticks?

Kit 4: Yeah!

Kit 6: STICKS RULE SPOONS DROOL *chanting*

Kits 4 and 5, and Jayfeather: *join kit 6 in chanting*

Roseflight: Grr! SPOONS RULE STICKS DROOL! *starts a chant with kits 1 -  3*

Jayfeahter: TEAM STICK RULES!

Roseflight: TEAM SPOON RULES!

Hollyleaf: Something tells me this is gonna end badly. -.-; *facepaw*

Roseflight: That's for us to find out NEXT CHAPTER!

Hollyleaf: Breaking the fourth wall is against the warrior code.

Roseflight: Sorry.

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