Tigerstar: Hello.
Roseflight: *trying not to puke* Wanna play a game?
Tigerstar: Sure.
Dragonsoul: *taps Roseflight's back*
Roseflight: BLECK! *vomits on Tigerstar* Sorry.
Dragonsoul: So, whenever you say the number six, we gotta slap you with a fish. Okay?
Tigerstar: Okay. I shall not say six.
Dragonsoul: *slaps him with a fish*
Roseflight: What's two plus four?
Tigerstar: Six. *fish-slapped*
Fireblaze: What's three plus three?
Tigestar: Six. *fish-slapped*
Heathermouth: What's six plus zero?
Tigerstar: Six. *fish-slapped*
Roseheart: Now, count to ten.
Tigerstar: One, two, three, four, five, six--
Dragonsoul: *fish-slaps him*
Shaggyfur: *pulls out a die with six dots on all the sides* Roll this die and tell me what number it lands on*
Tigerstar: *rolls the die* Six.
Dragonsoul: *fish-slap*
Frostwhisker: Now sing Jingle Bells and replace every word with "six"
Tigerstar: SIXSIX SIX, SIXSIX SIX, SIXSIX SIX SIX SIX, SIX SIX SIX SIX SIX SIX SIX SIX SIX SIX-SIX SIX SIX SIX. SIX!
Dragonsoul: *slapslap slap slapslap slap slapslap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap-slap slap slap slap, slap*
Tigerstar: *dying of fish-slap wounds* CURSE YOU NUMBER SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIX!!!!!!
Dragonsoul: *slap*
Tigerstar: *dead*
LATER
Roseflight: And that's how Tigerstar died, kits!
Lionfluffeh: First of all, STILL NOT A KIT. Second of all, this is the THIRD spoof you've written about how Tigerstar really died, and none of them are remotely similar to each other!
Moonpaw: FOURTH WALL
Roseflight: That's why you shouldn't trust anything I say. >:3
Q&C: Define, in your own words, the definition of "button".
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FanficHi! I'm gonna be doing Warrior spoofs and stuff! It's gonna be very random, so if you like randomness, read this! Here, have a cupcake! *throws a cupcake at you* Squirrelflight: MY CUPCAKE *takes the cupcake* No, this cupcake is for the readers! *ta...
