Tigerstar: Ooh, a rabbit! *bites down on the rabbit*
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*angry* SCOURGE! Did you give me a whoopee cushion rabbit?!
Scourge: Nope, it's right here! *holds a whoopee cushion that looks like a rabbit* YOU just have terrible farting issues
Tigerstar: I DON'T HAVE FARTING ISSUES!
Lionblaze: *sniffs Tigerstar's butt* YOUR FARTS SMELL LIKE RAINBOWS ♥o♥
Roseflight: *grabs Lionblaze's ear and drags him away*
Lionblaze: NU NOT MY EAR
Roseflight: I know where to find BETTER-smelling rainbows! *turns him into a Nyan Cat*
Nyanblaze (lionblaze): *is a Nyan Cat* WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THESE RAINBOWS SMELL AWESOME!!!!!!!
Scourge: You totally have a farting problem
Tigerstar: I know :(
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FanfictionHi! I'm gonna be doing Warrior spoofs and stuff! It's gonna be very random, so if you like randomness, read this! Here, have a cupcake! *throws a cupcake at you* Squirrelflight: MY CUPCAKE *takes the cupcake* No, this cupcake is for the readers! *ta...
