EPIC WARRIOR RANDOMNESS & SPOOFS YAY

Me Before My Birthday

Hey guys... it's Roseflight. It's currently 11PM. In an hour it's gonna be my birthday, yay! Pretty excited. I'm just gonna talk about stuff til midnight. Once it's midnight, and therefore the 25th, I'm gonna press the "save & publish" button.

Hey, did you know the & is called an ampersand? It also looks like a guy scooting his butt across the floor. I'm gonna be random for this hour!

I'm watching videos on YouTube. Fun. I'm watching a video on how cats communicate. Even though I, Roseflight, am a cat, so I know perfectly how I communicate.

Speaking of videos, I just watched a video on exotic pets. Did you know that some people have pet wallaroos? It's a combination of a wallaby and a kangaroo, and it sounds adorable!

I have a corndog with me. I'm gonna eat the corndog at midnight. It's gonna be like how they drop the New Year ball in New York. Except I'm gonna be dropping the Birthday corndog in my stomach. Fun! :D

I'm going out to eat for my birthday. Maybe I can convince my parents to go to an ice cream place afterwards. Then, I'll have ice cream, and a SPOON! :D

Fun fact about cats: Well, not really fun. Cats ARE capable of performing commands, they just ignore said commands. Scumbag kittypets >:(

My grandma once had a cat that used the toilet! It wasn't even trained or anything! It's amazing how awesome cats can be. But no kittypet can be as awesome as ME :D Don't ask how my grandma can own a cat. Maybe she was a Twoleg. lol

It's 11:22 ..It would be cool if it were 11:22:33. Or even 11:22:33:44:55:66:77:88:99:1010:1111:1212:1313:1414:1515:1616:1717:1818:1919:--

Dang it, it's 11:23 now. :(

I wonder what it would be like if I tried to EXPLAIN a color to you, with just words.

Okay so, have you heard about green? It's like blue! Except it's more yellow... but it has a bit darker feel to it. Well, green. It's the new thing, man. Green is the new green.

JELLO AND CANDLES MAKE BARBEQUE SAUCE :D

Sorry. I'm watching very random videos, so it may rub off on me. Ah, who am i kidding? It's already rubbed off on me!

I just realized. How could Peter Piper have picked a peck of pickled peppers? Pickled peppers don't grow. You have to pickle them yourself. So in reality, Peter Piper just picked a peck of peppers. A peck of peppers Peter Piper picked. o3o

TWENTY MINUTES TILL MY BIRTHDAY! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Monkeys

That was random

So bored

EVERYTHING IS PIZZA

THIS COMPUTER IS A PIZZA

THESE WORDS ARE A PIZZA

I AM A PIZZA

YOU ARE A PIZZA

SPOONS ARE A PIZZA

HOORAAAAAAAY!!!! :D

Okay, it's 11:52 now. Eight more minutes.

Lalalalala...

11:53 now...

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ONE MINUTE!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!