EPIC WARRIOR RANDOMNESS & SPOOFS YAY

WARRIORS HAS TALENT: Part 1!

HELLO, AND WELCOME TO WARRIORS HAS TALENT! IN THE NEXT FEW SPOOFS WE SHALL BE SEEING WHO IS THE MOST TALENTED IN ALL THE CLANS, INCLUDING STARCLAN, THE TRIBE, AND THE DEAD CATS! NOW LET'S MEET OUR JUDGES...

Ravenpaw: Hello my name is Ravenpaw and I'm a judge on Warriors Has Talent. :3

Heathermouth: Hi I'm Heathermouth and I'm a judge on Warriors Has Talent! :3

Roseflight: HEY EVERYBODY I'M ROSEFLIGHT!!!! *audience cheers*

Heathermouth: So, our first competitor is Breezepelt!

Breezepelt: I dedicate this song to Crowfeather. *turns on Rude by Magic!*

SOME MOONS AGO, I JUMPED OUTTA BED

AND PUT ON MY BREEZEH PELT

I RAN AROUND, I RACED LIKE A CAT

ALL THA WAY TO U

BRUSHED AGAINST YOUR PELT, MY HEART IN MY PAWS

TO ASK YOU A QUESTION

CUZ I KNOW YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE MY DAD, YEAH

WILL YOU REALLY LOVE ME FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE?

SAY YES SAY YES CUZ I NEED TO KNOW

YOU SAY YOU'LL ONLY LOVE THE THREE UNTIL THE DAY I DIE

"TOUGH LUCK, BREEZEH, BUT YOU AND YOUR MOM ARE DUMB"

Y U GOTS 2 B SO R00D?

DON'T YOU KNOW I'M YOUR SON TOO?

Y U GOTS 2 B SO R00D?

I'M GONNA KILL YOU ALL ANYWAY

KILL YOU ALL NOW, KILL YOU ALL ANYWAY

KILL YOU ALL NOW, NO MATTER WHAT YA SAY

KILL YOU ALL NOW, CUZ YOU MAKE ME SO ANGRY

Y U GOTS 2 B SO

R00000000D?

Y U GOTS 2 B SO R00D?

:3 So do you like it?

Ravenpaw: I haven't been this horrified since Redtail's death

Heathermouth: Interesting...

Roseflight: Yay I love that song! But in the end, it's the viewers' opinions that count! :3 Anyways, who's the next cat? Ohey, it's Squirrelflight!

Squirrelflight: Hi, I'm gonna be doing a singing act! *turns on Shake It Off by Taylor Swift*

I STAY UP TOO LATE

GOT NOTHING IN MY BRAIN

THAT'S WHAT KITTIES SAAAAAAY, M MMMMMMM

THAT'S WHAT KITTIES SAAAAAAAY, M MMMMMM

I HAVE TOO MANY MATES *giggles*

BUT I CAN'T MAKE 'EM STAY

AT LEAST THAT'S WHAT KITTIES SAAAAAY, M MMMMM

THAT'S WHAT KITTIES SAAAAAY, M MMMM

BUT I KEEP CRUUUUUUISIN'

CAN'T STOP, WON'T STOP MOOOOOVIN'

IT'S LIKE I GOT THIS MUUUUSIC

IN MY MIND SAYIN' IT'S GONNA BE ALRIGHT

CAUSE THE PLAYERS GONNA PLAY PLAY PLAY PLAY PLAY