(STORYBOOK-ISH INTRODUCTION SEQUENCE TIME)
Once upon a time Roseflight and her friends were derping around *scene from last spoof*
*turn page*
Something insane happened and I left the last spoof on a cliffhanger to see if anyone would guess *previous spoof's Q&C* But no one got it right!
So here's the stuff. *turn page*
Tiggypoo and Bowser combined, to make....
THE UGLIEST VILLAIN IN THE HISTORY OF EXISTENCE! *no picture provided; get creative on your own* *turn page*
Tiggybowser kidnapped Frostwhisker, Ravenwing, Sparkfur, and Dragonsoul *pictures of the kittehs as Sprixies, trapped in jars*, and then he took then and flew away on an airship with his face on it! *him doing that* *turn page*
Now let's see what our heroes are doing now... *close book*
Sherbetfluff: I doubt ANY game uses that kind of intro.
Roseflight: I DON'T CARE; I LIKED IT
Jewelsky: So what do we do about the kidnapped characters?
Cometsong: I say we go after 'em!
Jewelsky: What do you mean, Comet?
Cometsong: It's our chance! *ties a black ribbon around her head, does epic battle poses* Our chance to take a stand, fight for our Clan, and show 'em we can do it!
Roseflight: Nice speech, Pinky.
Wiigaming: But how would we even do it?
Roseflight: *flips through intro book* Oh! It says here that Tiggybowser took them to his castle, and the only way to get there ourselves is to go on a New Super Mario Brothers-esque quest! But how would that work?
Jewelsky: Oh, Roseh, I never did show you, did I? *a portal forms above her, showing random locations from The Thousand Year Door, Super Mario RPG, Gravity Falls, DHMIS, and other stuff* I have the ability to go to any game or other franchise I've had obsession phases over! :D Now, *scrolls through random places* Here! This should work. *world 1 from a random New Super Mario Bros game that probably doesn't even exist shows up*
Roseflight: Perfect!
Cometsong: So I'm going, Roseh's going, Jules is going... who else?
Wiigaming: Games are ma JAM! I'm totally gonna go! >:D
Nightfrost: I guess I'll go, too.
Sherbetfluff: Sure, why not?
Roseflight: And everybody else can defend the camp.
Everyone: Let's-a-go! *jumps in le portal*
*they all appear in an empty room*
Roseflight: Where are we now?
Jewelsky: This is the character selection screen! :D
*costumes of various Mario characters appear*
Nightfrost: Okay, then. *puts on Mario's costume* I'm-a-Nightio!
Wiigaming: *chooses Luigi* *in robotic voice* I'm-a-Luwiigi!
Sherbetfluff: I'll be Peachfluff *Peach*
Roseflight: *Daisy* HI I'M ROSEH
Jewelsky: *Rosalina* I'm Julesalina~
Cometsong: *rainbow Toad* And I shall be Comettoad! >8D
Jewelsky: This adventure will be a breeze. I'm a Nintendo-y girl; I know everything about this kind of stuff~
Roseflight: Epic! NOW WE SHALL HAVE AN EPICAL ADVENTURE AND SAVE OUR FRIENDS :D
IN THE NEXT FEW CHAPTERS! >:D #cliffhangerfail
Q&C: Which type of level are you most excited to see the spoof characters play? (Desert, water, ice, Yoshi, etc)
And for all two of you who've read Brawl in the Family, did you see my little reference? ;)
And for all fifty million of you who haven't read it, READ IT! IT'S EPIC
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FanfictionHi! I'm gonna be doing Warrior spoofs and stuff! It's gonna be very random, so if you like randomness, read this! Here, have a cupcake! *throws a cupcake at you* Squirrelflight: MY CUPCAKE *takes the cupcake* No, this cupcake is for the readers! *ta...
